Sign, signEverywhere a signBlockin’ out the sceneryBreakin’ my mindDo this, don’t do thatCan’t you read the sign?
Not much has changed since the 5 Man Electrical Band’s 1971 lament.
If anything, it’s gotten worse.
Signs get put up everywhere in Westport. They never get taken down.
So those from, say, 1971, still clutter our roadways.
We’ve gotten used to them. We don’t even notice them. But they’re there.
Consider this one, on Wilton Road:

(Photo/Dan Woog)
There are a couple of things wrong with this.
- School buses are always stopped ahead. That’s how they roll. If we had a sign for every bus stop here, there would be a global metal shortage.
- I highly doubt that, even in 1971, this sign ever flashed when a school bus stopped. That’s just fantasy.
There’s a newer — but equally obsolete — sign on Roseville Road, headed to McDonald’s.
“Construction Ahead,” it warns. “Road Use Restricted. State Liability Limited.”

It was valid during the 27 centuries that the Post Road renovation project was underway.
But it’s been finished for months. There is indeed improvement at the Roseville and Hillspoint intersections.
Now it’s time to recycle the sign, for another project somewhere else.
Then there’s the laughable “5 MPH” sign at Staples High School, heading toward the fieldhouse by the parking lot hill.

(Photo/Dan Woog)
It’s almost impossible to drive 5 miles an hour. The average speed of someone walking is 3 MPH.
My speedometer does not even show 5 MPH. It starts at 10.
So what’s next?
Let’s ask our town officials — 1st selectman, Public Works director, Police — to get rid of every outdated, superfluous, meaningless, or otherwise cluttering-up-our-landscape sign.
In a town and era in which everyone yaps about everything, this would unite every Westporter, of every age and political persuasion, in joy and wonder.
And how will they know which signs to uproot and unscrew?
This is an “06880” crowdsourcing project. Readers: Click “Comments” below. Let our leaders know which signs you think should be removed.
Westport: We can do this All signs point to victory!
PS: After we’re done with “official” signs, we can tackle those on private property.
Let’s start with this:

Seriously? Has this ever happened in Westport?
I’m so sure it didn’t, I’ll give a free 1-year subscription to “06880” to anyone who can prove otherwise.
See how easy it is to make stuff up?!
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