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Roundup: Winslow Park Dogs, Canal Beach Trash, Y Healthy Kids …

Next Monday’s Planning & Zoning Commission meeting (April 27, 6 p.m.; Zoom) will begin with the consideration of a pre-application that’s been discussed for a while.

Representative Town Meeting member Andrew Colabella will initiate discussion of a fenced dog area at Winslow Park. It would be located near the end of the asphalt walkway, in the area where construction equipment was staged a couple of years ago.

There would be one section for small dogs, another for large ones.

A pre-app is an informal, preliminary review process for a proposed project. It’s a way to present a conceptual plan and receive early feedback, before formally filing a special permit or site plan application.

There are currently on- and off-leash sections of Winslow Park — but no special fenced-in area. (Photo/Mark Mathias)

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Speaking of the great outdoors: Yesterday was Earth Day.

As she has done for over 20 years, longtime Westporter and environmental advocate Rindy Higgins cleaned up garbage at Canal Beach (after a full day of substitute teaching at Coleytown Middle School).

She reports: “Finding mostly paper scraps, tar chunks, an odd large jar full of dirt topped with a lid like a terrarium, and some plastic bits and bobs, I’m glad to announce there is much less this year than in the past!”

Next year, let’s put Rindy out of a job. (Clean-up, that is — not teaching.)

Rindy Higgins, at Canal Beach.

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An update on an ongoing accessory dwelling unit (ADA) case:

In January, the Zoning Board of Appeals unanimously denied an appeal of a previous Planning & Zoning Commission decision, to allow construction of an ADU at 21 Norwalk Avenue.

Adjacent Compo Beach neighborhood property owners David Johnson and Holly Jaffe had objected to the ADU, based on its 26-foot height and location 10 feet from the existing house. (Click here for a previous “06880” story on this issue.)

James Ezzes, ZBA chair, wrote that zoning regulations in effect at the time of the application allow construct of accessory dwelling units as of right; the proposed plans conform to the definite of an ADU and all applicable standards; regulations allow a 350-square foot coverage exemption for lots of 1.5 acres or less; and the zoning enforcement officer does not have discretion in the review of permits.

With a suit pending in Superior Court (set to be heard in August), alleging that the Zoning Board of Appeals erroneously approved the permit, Johnson and Jaffe requested an injunction to prevent construction. A judge will rule on that motion on April 29.

This week, however, work began on the new structure.

Construction begins at 21 Norwalk Avenue.

Meanwhile, the P&Z has already revised regulations for ADUs in small lots. They removed a 350-foot exemption on lots of 1.5 acres and less. The lot in question (above) is .11 acre.

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“Affordability” — a hot topic nationally these days — is the theme of this year’s 10th annual Westport Woman’s Club Art Show.

Sixteen local artists — with works curated by Miggs Burroughs — kicks off with an opening reception today (Thursday, 4 to 7 p.m.). The exhibit continues Saturday and Sunday, April 25-26 (2 to 5 p.m.).

Artists include Robin Babbin, John Bygott, Bonnie Edelman, Susan Fehlinger, Hernan Garcia, Rachel Hall, Elisa Keogh, Shelley Lowenstein, Paula Morgan, Larry Morse, Jon Puzzuoli, Butch Quick, Jodi Rabinowitz, Cindy Wagner and Tammy Winser.

Guest artist Sean Keating will show work in the drawing room, where small works donated by the participating artists as chance prizes will be on display.

This year’s show honors the memory of Jo Fuchs Luscombe. The former WWC president — who also served as state representative, 3rd selectwoman and Zoning Board of Appeals chair — died last year.

Net proceeds benefit local community service organizations, and need-based scholarships.

The Westport Weston Family YMCA is all about health for all — especially youth.

So it’s a no-brainer for them to invite everyone to Healthy Kids Day (April 25, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.).

Part of a national Y program, Healthy Kids Day highlights the importance of nutritious eating, physical activity, mental resilience, and developing lifelong healthy habits.

The event includes mini-classes, food trucks with healthy options, a bounce house, water safety demonstrations, and community vendors and partners.

To register (it’s free!), click here.

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“Art, Jazz + the Blues” — MoCA\CT’s current exhibition — is open through June 7. It’s visually expansive, and the music it evokes is equally broad and inspiring.

But that’s far from the only reason to visit the Newtown Turnpike gallery.

A host of activities complements, draws upon and adds to the exhibit. For example:

  • East Coast Contemporary Ballet Salon Series (tonight, Thursday, 7:30 p.m.).
  • Teen Open Mic Night (April 30, 6 p.m.)
  • Inside Art & Jazz with WPKN’s Richard Epstein and Jim Motavalli (May 2, 6 p.m.)
  • Intuitive Painting: Analyzing Your Creative Flow with Melissa Benedek (May 3, 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.)
  • 1 Degree of Separation: Jazz in Connecticut — A Conversation with Yale School of Music’s Tom Duffy & Wayne Escoffery (May 7, 6 p.m.)
  • Mother’s Day at MoCA\CT (May 10, 12 to 5 p.m.)
  • Sound Bath Meditation with Hummingbird Healing Arts’ Lisa Pak (May 12, June 30, July 14, 6 to 7 p.m.)
  • Westport Writers’ Workshop at MoCA\CT (May 14, 6 p.m.)
  • Camp MoCA Open House (May 16, 9:30 to 11 a.m.)
  • Karisa Chiu, Violin, and Frederic Chiu, Piano (May 16, 7 p.m.)

Click here, then click on “Events” for details, registration information and more.

Karisa Chiu and Frederic Chiu.

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Lewis Black is an upcoming Westport Country Playhouse attraction.

Well, he won’t be on stage. But the comedian has written a lively, insightful comedy — “One Slight Hitch” — that is the next Script in Hand reading.

It’s set for Monday, May 4 (7 p.m.).

His inspiration was a wedding invitation from a woman he had dated years earlier.

“That really blew my mind,” Black says. “I thought, ‘What if I did go?’ That was the beginning of the idea: What would happen if someone from the past suddenly showed up on a day that’s supposed to be completely planned out?”

“Everyone loves Lewis Black for his razor-sharp stand-up, his incredibly funny books, and his unforgettable appearances on ‘The Daily Showm’” says Mark Shanahan, Script in Hand series curator and Playhouse artistic director.

“But he’s also a remarkably funny playwright, and ‘One Slight Hitch’ proves it.”

The face “feels both wildly entertaining and all too familiar to anyone who’s ever navigated family, love, or the chaos of a wedding day.”

Tickets are $35. Click here to purchase, and for more information. 

Lewis Black

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In 2024, “06880” profiled Daniel Maya.

Born 16 weeks prematurely, doctors said he would be blind, and never walk.

He proved them very, very wrong.

Buoyed by support from his parents and sister, and many others — including eye doctors and occupational, speech and physical therapists — he survived.

At Staples High he ran cross country, and competed in indoor and outdoor track. He graduated in 2017.

But that was just the start.

Daniel ran 4 marathons. He got his undergraduate degree in human services from Beacon College, and pursued a master’s through the University of Vermont. in physical activity and wellness science.

The other day, Daniel provided this update:

“I believe that in our digitally connected world, we might be missing out on human support and contact.

“I saw the challenges my fellow neurodiverse individuals and I face in that digital world. My solution is developing a local neurodiverse mentoring community.

“Because resources are commonly developed and brought about from a neurotypical perspective, while well-intentioned they unfortunately often fail to support individual goals of people they are meant to serve.

“I offer personalized coaching for teen and young adult neurodivergents. Across several levels of functioning. my support from an empathetic perspective helps people achieve their goals and navigate their lives, from daily routines and indepedence to fitness and school.

“My background as a neurodiverse individual, and my professional experience as a paraeducator and fitness coach allow me to help. But my most important credential is my lived experience.”

For more information, email danielimaya@gmail.com; call 203-644-6877, or
click here.

Daniel Maya

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Pop Shop Market offers a special pre-Mother’s Day event, with local vendors showcasing fashion, accessories, home goods and more.

It’s May 2 (10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Westport Museum for History & Culture).

Other gift ideas include graduations and teacher appreciation.

For more information, click here.

Popshop Market at the Westport Museum for History & Culture.

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David Aasen — a 1974 Staples graduate whose interest in foreign affairs led him to a long career as a field manager, policy analyst and representative of international organizations in the Middle East, Africa and Europe — died of natural causes on April 7, in Dubai. He was 69.

A resident of Mombasa, Kenya, David had expertise in governance,
democratization, and relations between non-governmental organizations and the
media. He worked to make the world better and safer, in places many would have thought too broken to fix.

David worked for the United Nations, US State Department, Organization of African Unity, and Organization of American States.

Previously, he served as a long-time program officer for Amnesty International USA. Field assignments included reporting on civil conflict in Sudan, coordinating electoral assistance in Haiti and relief aid in Somalia, monitoring elections in the Republics of the Congo and Angola, and overseeing refugee repatriation projects in Bosnia and Herzegovina.

David spoke French, Spanish, Portuguese and Arabic.

After Staples High School, David earned a BA  in international affairs from George Washington University. He also received certificates in mass media from Stanford University, and international peacekeeping from the Inter-American Defense College.

He was predeceased by his parents, Martha and Lawrence Aasen. He is
survived by his sister Susan Aasen (David), of Rockland, Maine.

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The Longshore golf course is up and running … and ready to shine, as the featured photo in today’s “Westport … Naturally” daily series.

(Photo/Marie Gross)

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And finally …  Dave Mason, who had success both with Traffic and as a solo artist, died Sunday. He was 79.

Mason — inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, with Traffic — headlined more than once at the Levitt Pavilion. His most recent appearance there was a 2017 fundraiser.

In his long career, he played with Paul McCartney, George Harrison, the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Michael Jackson, David Crosby, Graham Nash, Steve Winwood, Fleetwood Mac, Delaney & Bonnie and Cass Elliott.

Click here for a full obituary. (Hat tip: Amy Schneider)

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Roundup: Lynsey Addario, Joshua Bell …

Westporters are justly proud of Lynsey Addario.

The 1991 Staples High School graduate’s photjournalism for the New York Times and National Geographic — along with her books, interviews, documentary and more — bring war, women’s issues, and (sometimes) hope into our lives.

Lynsey has received some major honors, including a Pulitzer Prize and MacArthur fellowship.

But now she’s officially one of the 100 Most Influential People in the World.

Time magazine includes Lynsey on their 2026 list. And they asked another very influential person — Katie Couric — to write about her.

Couric says:

The most recent time I interviewed photojournalist Lynsey Addario, she was hunkered down in a bathtub in Kyiv, clad in a bulletproof PRESS vest and a combat helmet. This was just one of the many times she chose to go into the eye of the storm searching for truth and recording it for history.

Lynsey’s photos leave an indelible impression: A grief-stricken Ukrainian teacher being handed an assault rifle to fulfill her patriotic duty. Young girls in burqas reaching out, almost through the camera, as boys in T-shirts and shorts run and play around them. A makeshift hospital room where somehow, some way, an infant in a war zone is getting an IV drip and oxygen.

If 2026 has taught us anything, it’s the power of images. The people and places Lynsey captures may be strangers in foreign lands, but they remind us of our shared humanity. You don’t just look at Lynsey’s photos. You feel them—as if you are there. But you don’t have to be, because she is, risking her life and making us care. 

Click here for the Time story, and the complete 100 list.

Lynsey Addario …

… and one of her haunting images. (Photo/Lynsey Addario for the New York Times)

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A small group of Westport Country Playhouse supporters got a huge treat Tuesday evening.

Board of trustees chair Athena Adamson and her husband Daniel hosted them for a private concert with violinist Joshua Bell and his wife, soprano Larisa Martinez.

The event was a fundraiser for the Playhouse’s Joanne Woodward Internship Program.

Bell has a long association with Woodward and her late husband, Paul Newman, including performances for their Hole in the Wall Gang Camp. Their daughter Clea was in the audience Tuesday.

Bell — who told several stories, including the one behind his 313-year-old Stradivarius violin — explained that music by Mozart and other masters was written to be played in small, intimate events at the homes of individuals. So, he said, the setting was particularly appropriate.

The music was marvelous, memorable — and very, very intimate.

Joshua Bell performs on Tuesday …

… and his wife, Larisa Martinez. The pianist is Kamal Khan. (Photos/Kerry Long)

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Dogs were banned from Westport beaches on April 1.

On May 1 — 2 weeks from now — drivers without stickers will be prohibited too.

Parking emblems are on sale now, online and in the Parks & Recreation Department office in Longshore.

If you purchased stickers or registered for Parks & Rec programs in previous seasons, your online account is already set up. Click here to log in. Then select “Memberships.” Westporters type in “Resident”; Westonites type “Weston” in the search box. Follow the prompt to complete the purchase.

It will take 14-21 business days to receive your emblem by mail. For in-person purchases, office hours are weekdays, 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.

(Photo/Mark Marcus)

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Still figuring out your Arbor Day weekend plans?

Earthplace has you covered. “Toast to the Trees” (Saturday, April 25, 4 to 6 p.m.) is a family-friendly event, with something for everyone.

Visitors can take a self-guided trail walk through the 62-acre Earthplace sanctuary. Adults enjoy craft beer tastings, while children do nature-themed arts and crafts.

Nearby, in the beer garden and picnic grove, there’s live music, food trucks, lawn games and a campfire for s’mores.

100% of the proceeds benefit Earthplace nature education programs, scholarships and community outreach initiatives.

Tickets are $35 for adults, $15 for 21 and under. Click here to purchase. 

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There is only one agenda item for Monday’s Planning & Zoning Commission meeting (April 20, 6 p.m., Zoom).

Regarding the Imperial Avenue parking lot, it includes a request from the 1st Selectman “to extend the water line, to install a temporary seasonal single-use ADA compliant restroom and to restripe the parking to provide a net increase of 16 spaces including ADA compliant spaces.”

The Imperial Avenue parking lot — site of the Westport Farmers’ Market — is convenient to the Levitt Pavilion and Westport Library.

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In February, “06880” profiled Alex O’Brien.

The 13-year-old has created a booming business, taking very cool drone photos of Westport scenes, for individuals and businesses.

And he donates 10% of all profits to Homes with Hope’s food pantry.

This Saturday (April 18, noon to 2 p.m.), you can meet Alex.

He’ll be at Faherty (26 Main Street) for a pop-up event. As usual, Alex will donate 10% of each sale to Homes with Hope.

An added bonus: Faherty will give each customer a free canvas tote bag, in honor of Earth Month.

Downtown Westport, via Alex O’Brien’s drone. You can’t quite see Faherty, but it’s there on Main Street.

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A special Westport Country Playhouse symposium following this Sunday’s matinee of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, “Primary Trust,” focuses on people in the local community who make a difference by helping others.

The highly regarded play examines the importance of human connection, the power of kindness, and the essential trust needed to navigate life’s changes

Panelists include Rev. Richard Williams, pastor and executive director of Pivot Ministries in Bridgeport, and Liz Moore, director of community relations for Silver Hill Hospital in New Canaan.

The free Sunday Symposium will be moderated by Mark Shanahan, Playhouse artistic director. he play examines the importance of human connection, the power of kindness, and the essential trust needed to navigate life’s changes.

“Primary Trust” runs through May 2. For more details and tickets, click here. 

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The warm weather has many creatures stirring.

We’re featuring many, in our “Westport … Naturally” series. Today, for example:

Whitney Street (Richard Fogel)

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And finally … in honor of today’s “Westport … Naturally” photo (above):

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Roundup: Ned Lamont, Alma Sarelli, Peter Stern …

The weather was spectacular yesterday, as 525 new fish were restocked in Lees Pond.

The state Department of Energy and Environmental Protection effort, at the Westport Weston Family YMCA property on the Saugatuck River, will result in thousands of alewife eggs, for repopulation of the pond and river.

The Y plans to make this an annual event. For details on the effect this will have on the entire food chain — including birds of prey — click here.

State workers restocked Lees Pond yesterday …

… with help from youngsters, part of the Y’s spring break camp.

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Over 150 people filled the Westport Library Monday, to hear Governor Lamont speak about “Your State, Your Business.”

But many others could not make the 11 a.m. Westport Weston Chamber of Commerce event.

No problem! The Library’s ace AV crew recorded it. Click here or below to see.

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Speaking of politics: Alma Sarelli has joined the race to succeed Ceci Maher, as state senator from Connecticut’s 26th District. The district includes Westport, Weston and 5 other towns.

The Representative Town Meeting member serves on their Public Protection, Education, Parks and Recreation, and Planning & Zoning Committees. She is secretary of Westport’s Republican Town Committee, and president of Neighbors & Newcomers of Westport. 

Sarelli cited affordability, local decision-making, public safety, support for small businesses, educational excellence and fiscal responsibility as areas of emphasis.

She majored in business management at Berkeley College in New York. She and her husband own an event entertainment production company.

This is her second run for the General Assembly. In 2022, Sarelli lost to incumbent Jonathan Steinberg in the 136th State Representative district race.

Alma Sarelli

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Every Sunday, the New York Times Business section’s “Corner Office” features an interview with a C-suite executive. He or she discussed the challenges (and, occasionally, joys) of the position, the company and the industry

Last weekend, the spotlight was on Peter Stern.

He’s the CEO of Peloton. He’s also a 1990 graduate of Staples High School (and a varsity soccer alum).

After Harvard University — where he majored in English and music —  Stern co-founded Apple Fitness+, was president of Ford Integrated Services, and held high positions with Time Warner Cable.

The Times interview covers Peloton’s rapid growth during the pandemic; expansion beyond cardio into yoga, strength and other workouts; 2 rounds of layoffs; reaction to tariffs, and more.

Stern also gives a shoutout to his mother, and notes her work as a fitness instructor with the classic 1980s Westport business Nancy Strong’s Aerobic Slimnastics.

He made mixtapes for her, on his boombox. “In retrospect, it was likely a massive copyright violation,” he notes.

Click here to read the full interview.

Peter Stern

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Today, Finalmente Trattoria celebrates one year since their reopening.

Giuseppe Cinque’s restaurant opposite Design Within Reach — one of Westport’s best Italian spots, in a town filled with them — builds on what was there before.

Cinque — an experienced restaurateur — upgraded the kitchen. He lightened the interior. He hired 2 very experienced chefs. He reworked the menu, taking advantage of daily trips to nearby markets.

The result shows. Finalmente is often packed.

Now that the weather is better, it should be even more popular.

Finally — finalmente! — Cinque’s dream restaurant is coming true.

From Finalmente.

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On Monday (April 20, 6 p.m., Zoom and Optimum Channel 79), the Planning & Zoning Commission will discuss Text Amendment #866.

The proposal would remove references to the maximum number of stories permitted in various residential zoning districts, and regulate building scale solely by maximum building height in feet.

P&Z director Michelle Perillie says, “The current regulation on building height is onerous to both applicants and staff. This change will simplify the process which retaining neighborhood scale.”

Click here, then scroll down to Text Amendment #866 for more information.

Is that an actual third floor?

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Leonard Bernstein — the multifaceted composer, conductor, pianist, educator, author and political activist — continues to fascinate the American public.

On April 24 — 5 years after “Bernstein’s Wall” premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival — the documentary is set for its US theatrical premiere, at New York’s Film Forum.

Directed by Douglas Tirola, and produced by Susan Bedusa — both Staples High School graduates — the film uses Bernstein’s 1989 Christmas Day “Ode to Joy” concert in Berlin as a frame.

Tirola crafts Bernstein’s remarkable career entire from television interviews, news footage, home movies, audio clips and personal letters.

Variety calls it “galvanizing. (It) captures how Leonard Bernstein became the superstar of American high culture (who evolved) into a towering figure …. What the documentary captures, profoundly, is that Leonard Bernstein was a fierce hedonist who worked hard to live the life he wanted.”

The first screening is at 12:15 p.m. It will be followed by several each day, through April 30. Click here for showtimes and tickets.

Leonard Bernstein

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The deadline to transfer from one political party to the other — and be eligible to vote i a state or district primary with a new party — is May 11 (4:30 p.m.).

Voters can change parties in person at the Registrars’ Office in Town Hall (Room 107), or  online here.

Questions? Contact Democratic Registrar of Voters Deborah Greenberg (dgreenberg@westportct.gov; 203-341-1116) or Republican Registrar of Voters Maria Louise Signore:  msignore@westportct.gov; 203-341-1117.

Paul Newman has the right idea.

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It’s time to toot the Jazz Society of Fairfield County’s horn — and promote their important upcoming fundraiser.

“JazzFC” presents the wildly popular “Jazz at the Post” series every Thursday. Musicians — some internationally famous — play 2 great shows at VFW Post 399. The price is low; the talent level very, very high.

But Jazz FC does much more. Among their projects: workshops for youth and aspiring professional musicians, as well as the local underserved community in senior citizen residences and community centers.

They also administer the Micky Golomb Scholarship, awarding up to $10,000 annually to students who concentrate in jazz studies.

To fund those endeavors, they’re sponsoring a “Jazz Cruise by the Saugatuck” (April 23, 6 to 10 p.m.). NOTE: It’s at the VFW, not actually on the river.

Over 25 award-winning artists will jam. There’s a silent auction and lavish dinner too. Click here for tickets, and more information.

Some of the 25+ musicians appearing at the “Jazz Cruise by the Saugatuck.” It takes place on dry land, at VFW Post 399.

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The Senior Center’s vitrines showcase a variety of sculptors. Every 6 weeks, the display changes. Ten percent of all sales support the Center.

To complement the exhibits, curator Mark Yurkiw has organized a series of talks. The first — this Friday (April 17, 11 a.m.) — features Bob Braczyk, whose work is inspired by the natural and manmade environments of New England. Call 203-341-5099 to register for the event.

Sculptor Bob Braczyk.

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Westport has hurricanes and blizzards. We’ve got superstorms and nor’easters.

We don’t have earthquakes.

Except, we do.

The eastern US has surprisingly active seismic history. And although we’re in no danger of a San Andreas Fault-sized Big One, every so often the earth shakes, the dishes rattle, and we wonder, “Was that an earthquake?”

On April 21 (8 p.m.), Professor Alan Kafka — one of the nation’s leading earthquake scientists — comes to the Westport Observatory for a lecture on “The Mystery of Earthquakes in the Eastern United States.”

The talk will also be live-streamed on YouTube and on Zoom. It will be posted to the WAS YouTube channel afterward.

Just over 2 years ago — in early April 2024 — Westporters felt a strong (for here) earthquake. (Data courtesy of Franco Fellah)

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Last Sunday was Greek Orthodox Easter.

In honor of all who celebrate, today’s “Westport … Naturally” featured photo shows a colorful arrangement of Greek Easter flowers, by Sophie Tricarico.

(Photo/Joan Tricarico)

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And finally … in honor of Doug Tirola’s Leonard Bernstein documentary (story above):

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[OPINION] To P&Z: Expand Housing For People With Disabilities — And Maintain Strong Zoning Principles

As the Planning & Zoning Commission discusses a text amendment that would modify the definition of “special needs individuals,” to serve a wider range of people (click here and here) — while also addressing off-site affordable housing — Westport’s Commission on People with Disabilities offers their insights:

One question currently under review by the Planning & Zoning Commission deserves clear attention: how we define and support residents with disabilities.

Text Amendment #864, now before the P&Z, offers an important opportunity to expand the definition of “developmental disability” for special needs housing.

The current state definition framework — limited to individuals with an IQ below 70 and onset before age 18 — excludes many residents who face real barriers to appropriate housing.

136 Riverside Avenue now houses adults with disabilities. It is off-site affordable housing, part of the Richmondville Mill project.

The Commission on People with Disabilities strongly supports aligning the definition of “Special Needs Individuals” with federal law (42 U.S.C. §15002) rather than the more restrictive Connecticut standard.

The broader federal definition better reflects the range of disabilities that affect activities of daily living, and would help close existing gaps in access to special needs housing.

We support allowing off-site affordable housing within the Inclusionary Housing Overlay District — with clear standards.

We urge the Planning & Zoning Commission to allow off-site special needs housing only when it is clearly demonstrated to be superior to an on-site option — such as through better access to transportation, closer proximity to services, or design features like shared community spaces that more effectively support residents’ needs.

All proposals will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis to ensure they promote inclusion, community integration, and compliance with applicable regulations.

Off-site, deed-restricted special needs housing can also deliver an increased number of smaller, efficiency-style units, creating opportunities for shared spaces and supportive services, and generating more moratorium points than comparable on-site options.

3 George Street (above), off Maple Avenue South, could be used as a group home. The developer of an apartment project on Post Road East says that an expanded definition of “special needs individuals” would help expand access to a group home like this.

While on-site housing offers the benefits of integration, thoughtfully planned off-site housing can better meet the needs of individuals with disabilities by enabling more coordinated access to services, supports, and amenities.

Westport has an opportunity to take a thoughtful, balanced approach — expanding housing while maintaining strong zoning principles. The goal is not to work around the rules, but to make them work better for everyone.

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Roundup: Dog Adoption, P&Z Pre-Application, Heroic Distinction …

Looking to adopt a pet — very, very soon?

Fetch Rescue — the local non-profit — is sponsoring a special event, with “adoptable dogs looking for their forever homes.”

It’s from 12 to 2 p.m. today (Sunday), at Choice Pet (Compo Acres Shopping Center).

2 dogs available now, on the Fetch Rescue website.

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Among the items on tomorrow’s Planning & Zoning Commission meeting (Monday, March 16, 6 p.m., Zoom): a pre-application submitted by Richard Redniss, to “discuss some of the ways for Westport to positively respond to the requirements of 8002 prior to 7/1/2026.”

“8022” is the legislation that — among other things —  incentivizes towns to take steps to allow more housing, requires towns to create housing growth plans, and eliminates most off-street parking requirements for developments of less than 12 units.

Redniss — principal of Redniss & Mead land use consultants — tells “06880” that the new regulation gives towns .25 of a moratorium point (toward meeting the 10% threshold for affordable housing units) for any new multi-family housing of between 2 and 9 units.

“It’s a carrot by the state” to help solve the broader housing crisis, regardless of cost.

At the P&Z session, Redniss will describe 3 projects he’s working on now. One involves either 17 units (3 of them deemed “affordable,” by state formula), or 9 (with none affordable).

Another — in a “beautiful downtown location” — could have 15 units; by current regulations to earn moratorium points, 2 would have to be affordable. However, Redniss says, because of the cost of land on the river, and with floodplain and slope issues, the economics with 2 affordable units would be “very difficult.”

8002 is “a big learning curve for everyone” — developers and town officials alike, Redniss notes. “How do we deal with this in a practical way?”

The bill — whose initial provisions take effect July 1 — is “very complicated. It’s 100 pages long.”

He and the P&Z begin discussing the implications — for only those projects with between 2 and 9 units — on Monday.

Rick Redniss

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The Westport Fire Department is filled with heroes.

But 5 are official “Hero to Heroes.”

They’re graduates of “Hero to Hero,” a non-profit that help highly qualified military members transition to first responder careers. It’s a win-win-win — for the servicemembers, their employers, and the entire community.

On March 28 (5:30 p.m., Saugatuck Rowing Club), a special event will raise awareness of “Hero to Hero” — and raise funds for an independent film, which will raise even more funds for the organization.

The “Blue Bunny” film project is led by Rita Marcocci, a Westport resident and award-winning producer.

It’s a moving story of sacrifice and friendship, weaving between Operation Iraqi Freedom, and the present-day bond between a former commander and his soldier.

Tickets to the benefit include food, beer, wine, a specialty Hero cocktail, an auction and more. Click here for tickets, and more information.

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Speaking of heroes: Congratulations to Dave Farrell!

Westport’s police chief was inducted Thursday into Notre Dame Prep’s Alumni Hall of Fame.

The recognition highlights his leadership, dedication to service, and lasting impact within the Westport Police Department, and the broader community too.

Westport Police Chief Dave Farrell

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Brubeck comes to Mo\CT.

Not Dave — but close.

The Brubeck Brothers Quartet — led by brothers Chris and Dan — headline “A Speakeasy Jazz Night” April 12 (6 p.m.).

Concert-goers will be surrounded by the art of MoCA’s current exhibition, Art, Jazz + The Blues.”

VIP tickets ($150 per person; tables and lounges for 4 and 6) include a meet-and-greet with the musicians; a special edition t-shirt by Westport artist Miggs Burroughs; preferred seating; personal bar service. and signature cocktails and light bites by A&S Westport.

General admission ($50) includes drinks and light bites.

Click here to purchase, and for more information.

Brubeck Brothers Quartet

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As St. Patrick’s Day looms — with Passover and Easter not far behind — Dave Briggs spent yesterday taking down his Christmas lights.

But he has neighbors whose lights are still up. And every night, they’re on.

The TV journalist/social media master asks: “What’s the latest date you’ve taken your holiday decorations down? At some point, is it okay just to leave them up for next year?”

Click here or below to see his Instagram on these important questions — and to answer them.

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Much of March is usually pretty gross, weather-wise.

It’s windy. The skies are often gray. There are a couple of tantalizingly nice spring days, then we snap back to a reminder that it’s still a few weeks away.

But this March, things are even grosser.

Enormous piles of snow — calcified into a hard, brown mass by tons of sand that froze in January, and shows no signs of thawing any time soon — loom in parking lots and on roadsides all around town.

They’re ugly. They’re depressing. And — not for nothing — they take up valuable parking spots.

This is the scene at a medical office complex on Riverside:

(Photo/Dan Woog)

Others — at the YMCA and Staples, on Imperial Avenue and nearly everywhere else — are bigger, darker, even uglier.

So what’s ahead?

Today’s high will be 44. Tomorrow it will reach 58 — with a chance of thunderstorms.

The rest of the week, look for 30s and 40s.

With partly cloudy skies, every day.

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Speaking of which: Is this (below) just a pile of all sand?

Or sand covering snow?

Whatever. Today’s “Westport … Naturally” image is a reminder that — whatever is going on in the rest of town, and no matter what the season — this place is always there for us.

(Photo/Mary Lou Roels)

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And finally … in honor of Dave Brubeck, whose sons will be playing soon at MoCA\CT (story above):

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Old Mill Deli, Cribari Bridge: The Latest News

There are 2 big issues in Westport this week: Old Mill Grocery, and the Cribari Bridge.

“06880” is following both closely. Here are yesterday’s developments.

In the aftermath of Wednesday’s ruling by Superior Court Judge Dale Radcliffe, sustaining the plaintiffs’ lawsuit against Old Mill Grocery & Deli, town attorney Ira Bloom told “06880”:

My law partners and I have been reviewing the trial court decision carefully. We continue to disagree with the trial court’s analysis. The trial court sustained the appeal by the neighbors, thus voiding the text changes, and specifically ordered OMG to cease any activities inconsistent with the lawful preexisting use, including the sale of alcohol.

At this point I need to confer with the Planning & Zoning Commission, First Selectman Christie, and counsel for OMG to review our options. I will have more information in a few days. To answer your question regarding the other 2 properties (Gruel Britannia and The Country Store on Wilton Road), yes, they are also directly impacted by the court decision.

Bloom added:

Appeals in land use cases are not automatic. A party desiring to appeal a trial court decision must file a Petition for Certification to the Appellate Court, which is a request to the Appellate Court to take the case on appeal.

The petition must state the grounds. It is then discretionary with the Appellate Court. Any party has 20 days from the trial court decision to file a petition.

Old Mill Grocery & Deli. (Photo/Nathan Greenbaum)

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As part of its ongoing study of the Cribari Bridge rehabilitation/replacement project, the state Department of Transportation has released a detailed Environmental Assessment and Evaluation.

The 160-page document offers details of the current bridge, including history, traffic, functional issues, and controversy over its future.

The bulk of the report covers “environment and environmental consequences,” spanning property acquisition, socioeconomics, traffic, public safety, visual and aesthetics, cultural resources, water quality, navigable waters, wetlands, floodplains and coastal resources.

Five alternatives are mentioned throughout:

  • No build
  • Conservation
  • Rehabilitation
  • Replacement on-alignment
  • Replacement off-alignment.

DOT consistently offers “replacement on-alignment” — the same alignment as the existing structure — as its preferred alternative.

Click here for the full report. (Hat tip: Robbie Guimond)

Cribari Bridge, as shown in DOT Environmental report …

… and an aerial view, from the same document.

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Old Mill Grocery Lawsuit Sustained; Judge Cites Zoning Issues

A Superior Court judge yesterday sustained 2 objections to Old Mill Grocery & Deli’s “nonconforming use” of their 107-year-old property on Hillspoint Road.

The sweeping decision could have implications for 2 other businesses in Westport — and for other actions taken by the Planning & Zoning Commission.

Judge Dale Radcliffe’s 21-page ruling involved a pair of text amendments, adopted by the P&Z in 2024.

The first permitted the consumption of alcoholic beverages in a retail food establishment located in a “B” residential zone.

The goal was to “offer more flexibility to … existing establishments to keep afloat.”

Old Mill Grocery & Deli. (Photo/Matt Murray)

Many members of the public advocated for the text amendment, which was proposed by OMG’s owner, the Soundview Empowerment Alliance (SEA). The non-profit — which includes neighbors and other Westporters — bought the building several years ago, to keep it as a market and community hub.

A small group of residents appealed the text amendment. They maintained that it constituted “spot zoning,” and illegally expanded a non-conforming use. They also alleged that the P&Z usurped the powers of the Zoning Board of Appeals, by granting a zoning variance that only the ZBA can give.

While the appeal was pending, the SEA submitted a second text amendment. Changes — involving Old Mill Grocery’s use of a gelato cart and picnic tables — were designed to address objections raised by the plaintiffs.

In addition to Old Mill Grocery & Deli — operated by Romanacci’s — 2 other businesses would be affected: The Country Store on Wilton Road, and what is now Gruel Britannia on Cross Highway (formerly Christie’s Country Store, and The Porch).

Gruel Britannia on Cross Highway may be affected by the Superior Court ruling.

In December 2024, the P&Z passed that text amendment, 5-0.

In his decision, Judge Radcliffe wrote that “the proposed use of certain nonconforming uses in Westport’s residential zones as Retail Food Establishments (RFE) including the sale of alcoholic beverages and outdoor dining would unambiguously constitute an impermissible expansion of the existing nonconforming uses.

“The use of property as nonconforming is permitted only to the extent that it existed at the time of the adoption of the zoning regulations which rendered it nonconforming. Otherwise, it is prohibited.”

He added, “the Text Amendments were drafted with the clear intent of allowing certain nonconforming uses to operate in a fashion which constituted an expansion of the nonconforming use and avoided the necessity of concocting a legally cognizable hardship, a prerequisite to obtaining a valid variance.”

Old Mill Grocery dates back to the early 1900s. In the 1950s, ’60s and ’70s it was operated by Ken Montgomery.

The judge declined to rule on the plaintiffs’ claim of spot zoning, because the P&Z did not decide to change the zoning classification.

However, he concluded, “Both consolidated appeals are SUSTAINED.” SEA and Old Mill Grocery are “ordered to cease and desist from any use … which is inconsistent with the lawful preexisting nonconforming use existing on the property” prior to adoption of the 2 text amendments.

“The sale of alcoholic beverages at 222 Hillspoint Road, which was not authorized prior to the adoption of the challenged Text Amendments, is found to be illegal, and an unlawful expansion of the nonconforming use of the property.”

This is a developing story. “06880” has reached out to SEA for a comment on what this means for the future of Old Mill Grocery & Deli, and to Planning & Zoning Commission chair Paul Lebowitz and town attorney Ira Bloom, on implications for zoning decisions in Westport generally. Bloom said he is reading the decision, and will reply this afternoon.

To view the full Superior Court decision, click here.

Roundup: Parks & Rec Program Registration, P&Z Regulations …

Online registration for Westport Parks & Recreation Department spring and summer programs begins March 10 (9 a.m.; Camp Compo and RECing Crew only) and March 11 (9 a.m.; all others). Click here to see all activities.

Parks & Rec officials encourage residents to login now to their online accounts, and verify family information.

To update your profile, select “Manage Family Member.” Be sure each child’s grade is correct (as of September 2025).

Questions? Email recreation@westportct.gov, or call 203-341-5152.

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On January 26 (6 p.m., Zoom), the Planning & Zoning Commission hears a request for a special permit/site plan approval for 785 Post Road East. That’s where a commercial building will replace several small apartments, between Splash car wash and New Country Toyota.

The goal is to allow offsite “superior” affordable housing, on George Street.

Redniss & Mead — land use consultants who do extensive work in Westport — are asking the P&Z to allow conversion of the 2nd and 3rd floors of the approved commercial building to house 2 residential units.

Including housing already approved behind the office/retail building fronting the Post Road, that would bring the total count of housing units to 15.

Meanwhile, the owner — 785 Post Road E LLC — would deed restrict one 2-bedroom townhouse onsite to Homes with Hope, for use as affordable housing.

In addition, the developer would donate a 3,500-square foot 2-family home at 3 George Street to Abilis, a non-profit that provides services and support to people with special needs. It would operate as a family home, similar to 136 Riverside Avenue.

785 Post Road East. New Country Toyota is at left; Splash Car wash is directly to the right, next to the new commercial and residential buildings at the foot of Long Lots Road that house, among others, Lyfe Cafe.

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Also on the P&Z agenda for January 26: a request by Bluepoint Wellness, to relocate their medical marijuana dispensary.

Currently located at 1460 Post Road East (next to BevMax), they hope to move to 345 Post Road West.

The current waiting area and reception desk at Bluepoint Wellness.

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It did not take long for Wednesday’s Roundup item on the Remarkable Bookcycle to yield results.

Seeing Janine Scotti’s photo of damage to the free bicycle-driven public library, Larry Roberts wondered if he could help.

When no one claimed “ownership” in the Comments section — the unique contraption was commissioned several years ago by author Jane Green, who no longer lives here — he took matters into his own (literal) hands.

Larry hauled it away, to repair himself.

And — this is where the story gets very Twilight Zone-ish — along the way on Taylor Place, he was spotted by none other than Janine (the source of the photo) herself.

The Remarkable Bookcycle, in the back of Larry Roberts’ truck.

“Are you Larry Roberts?” she asked.

“Yes!” he replied, surprised.

Soon, the Remarkable Bookcycle will be back at Compo Beach.

If you take — or donate — a book, you’ll have Janine and Larry to thank.

Larry Roberts (Photos/Janine Scotti)

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Feeling unconfident about how to give your child — or a child you care for — confidence?

Parents and caregivers are invited to a relaxed morning conversation and light breakfast, focused on helping children build lasting confidence.

Jennie Monness — a parenting educator, and co-founder of Union Square Play — will explore the difference between praise and encouragement; how routines and responsibilities support competence, and how to respond when children struggle, feel unsure or doubt themselves.

The January 28 event (9:30 to 11 a.m., Chabad of Westport; $48) is open to all. Click here to register, and for more details. 

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On Sunday (January 18, 11:15 a.m.), Triple Threat Academy‘s short film “Straight Laced” screens at Dances With Films — the independent film festival — at Regal Cinema in New York’s Union Square.

Like 2 other of Triple Threat’s 6 previous films, this was directed by its founder: Staples High School graduate and “Fame” star Cynthia Gibb.

Triple Threat offers classes in the performing arts for all ages. Cast members — children through adults — come to Westport from as far as Los Angeles and the UK to shoot with a professional crew each summer. Triple Threat co-director Jill Mann writes the scripts.

The latest film includes Westport Emergency Medical Service heroes, and a Saugatuck Rowing Club coach. Click here for tickets, and more information. Click here or below for the trailer.

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Speaking of Jill Johnson Mann: Her son — 2021 Staples grad Jamie Mann — goes on as Hopper Jr., a lead role in Broadway’s “Stranger Things: The First Shadow,” tomorrow through Tuesday (January 17 to 20).

Mann — who graduated from the University of Michigan last spring — continues playing airheaded singing-and-dancing jock Ted Wheeler in 8 shows a week, until late March.

Click here for more information on the show. 

Jamie Mann, rehearsing with Alison Jaye.

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Beginning next month, ChaChanna Simpson — past president of Northeast Storytelling — will hosts “Storytelling Sundays” at The Westport Library.

One Sunday afternoon every other month, seasoned and first-time storytellers are invited to share 5-minute tales — preferably without notes — on a selected theme.

The February 15 theme — the day after Valentine’s Day — is (of course) “love.”

It’s a welcoming space for connection and inspiration. Everyone is invited to share or listen — or do both.

“Absolutely no experience is necessary,” ChaChanna says. “We all have stories, and all our stories matter!”

Click here for monthly themes, and information on how to register. 

ChaChanna Simpson

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Speaking of the Library: Richard Hurowitz discusses his book “In the Garden of the Righteous” — profiles of the “Righteous Among the Nations,” little-known heroes who saved countless lives during the Holocaust — there on January 22 (7 p.m.).

He’ll chat with Reverend Vanessa Rose. She’s the first female senior pastor at First Church Congregational of Fairfield since its founding in 1639. The open and affirming church is focused on racial, social and environmental justice, and immigration and refugees.

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Congratulations, Jonathan Thrope!

The 2006 Staples High School graduate, now a US Department of Justice fraud unit attorney, was hailed in a DOJ press release for his work on one of the largest whistleblower-related settlements in department history.

Thrope helped negotiate a $556 million payment by Kaiser Permanente affiliates, to resolve allegations of widespread fraud in Medicare billings.

The New York Times explained, “Kaiser overstated how sick its patients were to receive higher government payments.”

CNBC called it “a record-breaking settlement in a Medicare Advantage case.”

Click here for the full press release. (Hat tip: Fred Cantor)

Jonathan Thrope

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Rach’s Hope has an important mission: supporting families with critically ill children

The non-profit honors Rachel Doran. The Staples High School graduate and rising Cornell University senior died after developing a rare reaction to common medications.

Their 7th annual PJ Gala is March 28 (7 to 11 p.m., FTC, Fairfield).

Why “PJ”s? Rachel was a talented Staples Players costume designer, and founded a pajama company.

The event includes live music, catering by AMG, Tito’s open bar, live and silent auctions, and much more. Click here for more information, and tickets.

Rachel Doran

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Alison Lee captured today’s chilly but beautiful “Westport … Naturally” scene, at Old Mill Beach:

(Photo/Alison Lee)

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And finally … in honor of the upcoming “Storytelling Sundays” at the Westport Library (story above):

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New Plan Could Slow Historic Home Teardowns

Among Westport’s many charms, historic homes are high on the list.

But — like the venerable trees that surround many — they’re disappearing at a rapid rate.

Residents express frustration with developers who demolish old houses, and at the Historic District Commission that cannot save them.

Part of the issue though, is regulatory. Town rules sometimes disincentivize developers from saving older structures.

This historic Frazier Peters home on Charcoal Hill Road was demolished 10 years ago. (Photo by Bob Weingarten)

Tonight (Monday, January 12, 6 p.m., Zoom), the Planning & Zoning Commission discusses a text amendment that could help keep those homes from the wrecking ball.

The language of Amendment #859 — submitted by Wendy Van Wie, on behalf of the Historic District Commission — is dry:

to delete the existing regulations and add a new … Historic Residential Structure (HRS), which clarifies and strengthens the intent to preserve and ensure continued use of Historic Structures explicitly tying incentives to Page 2 of 3 preservation outcomes; requires formal designation by the HDC before HRS application with criteria to be used by HDC; limits structures to pre-1940, with flexibility for later structures of exceptional integrity or significance; adds explicit definition of alteration for purposes of the section, as any exterior change, including enclosed historic feature; requires all exterior alterations reviewed, regardless of visibility; requires mandatory HDC review for changes impacting significant features or additions; clarifies process for ongoing review by HDC Administrator and Planning & Zoning for all future exterior changes; retains incentives but more explicitly ties them to demonstrated preservation necessity and scale compatibility; clarifies subdivision incentive, generally limited to pre1800 structures, with limited extensions for exceptional cases and prohibited in Local Historic Districts or after demolition; adds clear timelines (generally 18 months from notification) for required maintenance and repair; clarifies procedures, including 72-hour notice, repair plans, and restoration deadlines, adds explicit enforcement authority, including nullification of approvals for unauthorized alterations and permits greater flexibility in incentives provides by the Planning and Zoning Commission.

Yet, Van Wie says, there is a long and interesting history to the historical homes story.

In the early 2000s — during the hot housing market that preceded the 2008 financial crisis — there were many teardowns. The land beneath some older homes became more valuable empty, than with the house still on it.

An 1803 farmhouse, in fine condition, sat across Cross Highway from Van Wie’s house (which predated the farmhouse by another 80 years).

The farmhouse sat close to the road, on 2 acres. But in a AAA zone, which permits only 1 single family house on the lot, the farmhouse had to be demolished before a new large house could be built.

Van Wie wondered why the lot could not be split in 2 — preserving the farmhouse in front, and allowing the new home to built in back.

Demolition notices are a common sight in Westport. 

In 2007, the Planning & Zoning Commission adopted a special permit regulation. Recognizing that zoning can sometimes be an obstacle to historic preservation, it allowed relief from some requirements like setbacks and coverage.

In exchange, the owner grants the town a preservation easement, to perpetually protect the historic structure.

Over time, a few situations arose where the only practical way to save the historic house was by carving out a piece of land with a subdivision that would not ordinarily be permitted. The regulation was amended to allow such Historic Preservation Subdivisions.

But they applied to very few instances.

The 1803 Cross Highway farmhouse — now long gone — would not have been saved. But the Coleytown Mill house was.

The original mill house …

It is scrunched between Coleytown Road — with almost not setback — and the Aspetuck River. No one would buy the property until it was subdivided. Then a new, large house was constructed in the field on the other side of the river. (Click here to read that 2015 “06880” story.)

… and the rear of the house, at 277 North Avenue. The original lines of the 1740s saltbox remain. 

But — frustrated by still not having enough tools to save historic houses when they came before the HDC for demolition — a few years ago the commission wrote the regulation that finally, tonight, comes before the P&Z.

The proposal has more rigorous historic preservation standards than the original regulation. But it potentially allows for more subdivisions, for the purpose of saving important historic structures.

Several preconditions must be met before a house is even considered for a historic preservation subdivision. It must have been built:

  • Before 1800
  • Between 1800 and 1940, but be of exceptional integrity and importance
  • Between 1800 and 1940, but among the last examples of its architectural style in its neighborhood.

If the HDC concludes that — under the above criteria — a house is historic, the P&Z must agree.

If the regulation is adopted, one beneficiary may be 125 Riverside Avenue.

That’s the 1756 home near the foot of Burr Road now owned by an LLC. Lucien Vita — principal architect of Vita Design Group, whose office and own home are in historic buildings, and who is working on the Riverside project — calls the new regulation “well considered, and a big improvement. We’re very supportive of the way it could preserve historic structures.”

125 Riverside Avenue (Photo/Charles Tirreno)

For Text Amendment #859, and all related materials, click here, then scroll down.

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A P&Z Poem, On A New Westport Home

No, “06880” is not turning into The American Poetry Review.

And no, neither I nor Paul Lebowitz claim to be Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost or Rudyard Kipling.

Or even Ogden Nash.

But on the heels of my Monday attempt at rhyme — hey, readers had a good time — the Planning & Zoning Commission chair sent his response.

Planning & Zoning Commission chair Paul Lebowitz.

He speaks not for the entire board
But read it; perhaps it strikes a chord:

It was just before New Year’s,
And all through the land,
Developers whispered,
“Let’s build something grand.”

“We’ll max out the density,
Go up 6 more floors,
Throw on a big cupola—
Heck, add some more doors!

“Let’s fill in the wetlands,
And dig a big pool
Add some stone walls,
Maybe a patio or two

“No permits, no site plans,
We won’t bother asking,
Why slow down the fun
With all that red-tape tasking?

“Setbacks are suggestions,
The code’s just a guide,
If we squint at the map
It all fits inside.

“Let it be the next buyer’s
Problem, not really ours—
It was like this already,
We just added them towers.”

Then off to the P&Z
With a straight-faced appeal,
Claiming hardship and fairness
And “neighborhood feel.”

And the neighbors all sighed,
As they muttered, “Oh dear…”
For it’s always the same,
This time every year.

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