Monthly Archives: April 2009

Happy Birthday, Bill Meyer!

If you live in Westport and don’t know Bill Meyer, you don’t really live in Westport.

In his 35 years in town, Bill has:

  • Been elected 7 times to the RTM, where he chairs the Parks and Recreation Committee
  • Serves on the RTM’s Education, and Health and Human Services Committees
  • Been a member of the Little League board of directors; still umpires — and had a softball field named for him
  • Served as Y’s Men president and membership chairman
  • Been a director of Sunrise Rotary, Friends of the Senior  Center, First Night, Westport’s AARP chapter, Westport Community Theatre and 2 intercity Bridgeport agencies
  • Served on the Saugatuck Congregational Church council
  • Helped with Meals on Wheels
  • Won the 2004 Service to Older Adults award
  • Earned a Westport First award
  • Received the YMCA’s Faces of Achievement honor

Today, Bill turns 80.  If his 3 1/2 decades here are any indication, he’s just warming up.

Obligatory Amazing-Westport-Sunday-In-April Photos

When all is said and done, this is why we live in Westport.

Spring in Westport CT

Spring in Westport

Spring in Westport CT

Blowin’ In The Wind

Lux Bond & Green; Rolex

The luxury goods market is in tatters.

Holes have been ripped in our economic fabric.

True, true — but who knew a high-end watch company would take those sayings literally?

Be It Resolved…

So how did a couple dozen Staples students spend the most beautiful day of the year?

Indoors.

They were in school all day yesterday, debating issues like whether waterboarding should be permitted by U.S. officials, women should be drafted, and adults should be allowed to serve alcohol to teenagers in private homes.

Those questions, and 15 others — ripped right from today’s headlines — were part of Staples’ “Modern Morality in the Law” mini-convention.  Sponsored by the school’s Junior State of America chapter, it drew participants from schools across the tri-state region.

This was not a high-profile event. There were no parents with camcorders, critiquing every argument and riposte. But the stakes were high — “Best Speaker” awards were presented — and debaters responded not just to each other, but to questions from peers in the audience.

Brandon Edelson (right) listens as AJ Green argues.

Brandon Edelson (right) listens as AJ Green argues.

“I like this because you learn more than in some classrooms,” Brandon Edelson said.

“And the topics are pretty cool,” fellow sophomore AJ Green added.

Junior Victor Hollenberg took the pro side of “Resolved:  that cosmetic surgery be prohibited for minors.”  He lost that round, but was philosophical:  “I guess people want their nose jobs.”

That was an interesting topic, but not as demanding as one he fielded earlier this year:  “Resolved:  that sex offenders should be chemically castrated.”

How did he do?  “Well, that one kind of spiraled out of control,” Victor admitted.

And off he went, to a new classroom and the next debate.  Sunshine was nice, but important points needed to be made.  Victor’s voice had to be heard.

Toby Burns In The Times

Anyone who watched Toby  Burns perform at Staples knew he had a great future.

Just a few years later, Toby — now “Tobias” — has earned his first review in the New York Times.

Today’s review of “Artifacts of Consequence” cites “Mr. Burns’s debonair charm and old-Hollywood voice.”  He is part of a “pale, beaten-down troupe of performers…who sing, dance and act with the polished technique and cool personality of robots trained at a dystopian Juilliard” (as they’re supposed to — that’s part of the show!).

Tobias BurnsAfter Harvard — where Toby sang with the famed Krokodiloes a cappella group — he had the lead in several off-off-Broadway productions.  Now, in the East Village, he’s one “off” closer to Broadway.

His father — noted author and media critic Eric Burns, the former host of “Fox News Watch” — has his 6th book coming out soon.  He’s hoping for a review as good as his son’s.

(“Artifacts of Consequence” continues through May 2 at the Wild Project, 195 E. 3rd St., New York; 212-352-3101; www.electricpear.org)


Months Of Mystery

Westport Pizzeria -- and road work

If you thought nothing could take longer than the CL&P’s underground cable project, think again.

The spot in front of Westport Pizzeria — prime parking for pasta people — has been cordoned off for a looooong time.  Occasionally, one or two men “work” at the site.  Most of the time, it looks like this.

I hope whatever improvements are being made are worth it.  I hope the construction crew buys coffee and lunch every day there.

And I really hope they hurry up, and give Mel Mioli back his place.

Gone Fishin’

Losing a job is catastrophic and traumatic.  But, some out-of-work Westporters report, there are a couple of surprising upsides, like  spending more time with family, and the opportunity to make a previously-impossible career or lifestyle switch.

Add one more:  free fishing.

Aquarion — our local water company — is offering no-fee permits to anyone who has lost a job.  Fishing on the shores of 3 reservoirs — including Saugatuck in Weston — is usually $25.

“Looking for work can be a tough, full-time job, especially now,” said Aquarion CEO Charles V. Firlotte.  “We’d like to make it a little easier for people to relax after a day of pounding the pavement to find a new job.”

It sounds like an April Fool’s joke.  It isn’t.  It’s a human response to hard times by a huge, often faceless utility.

And there’s nothing fishy about that.

(Free permits will be given out on Tuesday, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., at the Aquarion Environmental Center, 714 Black Rock Road, Easton.  For more information, call 203-452-3511.)

Play Ball!

Staples High School baseball

A beautiful spring Friday, grass on the field — what more could you want?

The Staples baseball team celebrated their newly renovated diamond — with (after 50 years) bleacher seats and actual landscaping — by beating Harding High this afternoon.

Check out the Wreckers this year.  Unlike Yankee Stadium or Citi Field, the games are free.  There are no unobstructed seats.

Plus, the home team doesn’t suck.

Drunken Destruction

Westport Library Riverwalk destructionIn a feat of drunken driving that defies belief, a local landmark was demolished last night.

A 23-year-old Monroe driver went the wrong way down Main Street; struck a parked car; continued through the Taylor Place parking lot; bounced off the steel book drop at the Westport library’s lower level, then tore through the Riverwalk on the banks of the Saugatuck River.

The driver weaved along the tiles and grass, plowing through a dozen or so heavy stone benches that bore the names of Westport donors.

Westport Library Riverwalk destructionSomehow he kept going, despite mangling bench after bench.  The driver plowed along the unlit strip of park, which grew narrower with each bit of carnage.  Benches flew; the driver kept going, Levitt Pavilion-bound.

Finally — near the end of the Riverwalk — the driver crested the bank, and plunged toward the river.   Ironically, he was saved from possible death by one of those same benches, which caught underneath the car and stopped its descent.

Westport Library Riverwalk destructionThe driver was charged with DUI.  Early this morning, the clean-up began.

Parks and Recreation workers assessed the damage.  A&B Family Memorials in Norwalk — which provided the original benches — is ready to repair or replace them.

Westport Library Riverwalk destructionBetty Lou Cummings — the mastermind behind the Riverwalk, whose 57 benches, thousands of commemorative bricks and beautiful landscaping has provided a tranquil spot for strolling, sitting and smooching for 2 decades — was heartsick this morning.  She’s a dynamo with countless community projects to her credit, but the Riverwalk is her most visible — and perhaps her favorite.

Betty Lou is ready to help rebuild.  And she has no sympathy for the drunken driver.

“Those benches cost more than $2,000 each, and that was years ago,” she said.  “It’s going to cost a lot of money.   I hope he has plenty of insurance.”

Feeling Fenced In

Long Lots at Post Road, Westport CT

You may be able to surround property with something uglier than a chain link fence, but I don’t know how.

This one appeared at the foot of Long Lots Road, where it runs into the Post Road, a day or so ago.  I knew the Toyota dealership used to park cars there — a few steps away from their lot — so I gave them a call.

Tom Coppinger, general manager of New Country Toyota, quickly explained that those cars belonged to the previous owner:  Crabtree Toyota.  They were parked on a month-t0-month rental — but it was a non-conforming use, so the new owners had to stop.

Tom had noticed the “Space Available” sign by the fence, and hoped to use it to expand.  But it backs up to residential property, so he’d never get approval.  He’s looking “all over town,” he said, for space.

So, I wondered:  Is Toyota a dealership that — defying all automotive trends — is doing well?”

“Not fantastic,” Tom admitted.  “We’ve reduced staff.  But we’re certainly busy.  Our Land Cruiser and Sequoias — the biggest models — are not doing well.  But all the other brands are.

“It’s not the best of times, but we’re holding our own.”

So keep your eye out for a spot where New Country Toyota can move.  And let’s see which new bank — I mean, building — ends up on one of the last remaining open parcels of Post Road land.