Monthly Archives: July 2009

Septic Stuff

Sarah Palin has PR people.  So does Jay-Z.

Add to the list:  Westport’s Wastewater Management Committee.

Your septic tank at work.

Your septic tank at work.

The group — formed a year ago by First Selectman Gordon Joseloff — is charged with keeping the town’s rivers, brooks (and Long Island Sound) clean.  I’m sure you’re thinking the same thing I am:  “Sure, septic water — when filtered through leaching systems, and purifying soil — is very clean.  But passing an ordinance mandating homeowners to pump out and inspect their systems every 2 to 5 years — depending on the size of their household and system — seems difficult to enforce, as well as expensive and time-consuming.  So how can the Town of Westport ensure that homeowners understand the importance of properly maintaining their septic tanks?”

Great minds think alike!  That’s why the Wastewater Management Committee’s public relations task force was created.

Composed of RTM members, town officials and others, the PR group’s charge is to educate Westporters about proper septic maintenance.  You catch more flies with honey than vinegar, and all that.

The committee started this summer with a 4-page questionnaire.  Homeowners are asked about their septic system; how they treat it and manage it, and what they put it in.  The answers will show the PR folks what Westporters know — and don’t know — about this important topic.

“Septic systems require live bacteria to do their job,” notes PR task force member Diane Cady.  “Bleach, turpentine or harsh chemicals kill the bacteria.  We don’t know if most people know that.”

A great start — but not easy.  Catching people at home — and getting them to talk — is a challenge.  Plus, the committee has virtually no budget.  They squeezed $250 out of the Conservation Commission, to pay for lunch and gas for 3 student volunteers to administer the survey.

The task force also plans water purity tests, as another baseline measure.

Public relations people often say, “I don’t care what you say; just spell my name right.”

Sounds good to me.  This one is spelled just the way it sounds:  S-e-p-t-i-c.

Young Professionals Party At The Playhouse

The Westport Country Playhouse threw its 1st “Young Professionals Party” tonight.

I’m not young, though I guess I’m a professional.  At any rate I was invited, I went — and I think the Playhouse is on to something.

Along with several earlier networking events, it seems the 80-year-old theater is actively reaching out to new audiences.  Many Fairfield County residents have never been to the Playhouse; some may not even have heard of it.  Tonight’s party showed the handsome building at its finest:  a packed patio on a warm summer night; wine, food — and a well-received show.

The Playhouse promises more events like tonight’s.  When you hear of the next one:  go.

You’re only as old as you feel.

Young professionals enjoy the pre-show party.

Young professionals enjoy the pre-show party.

Stacy Bass: The Library’s Bag Lady

The autumn bag

The autumn bag

Long before Westport’s plastic shopping bag ban, the Westport Library sold cloth bags.

They were fine — plain, with a logo — but when supplies ran low, director Maxine Bleiweis saw a chance to jazz things up.  She asked photographer Stacy Bass to design a new one.

With typical panache Bass came up with not 1, but 4:  a bag for each season.

The images came from her archives.  Photography was always Bass’s passion, but the 1984 Staples grad took detours through law school, the movie industry and motherhood before returning to it as a career.  Her clients now include home and garden magazines, architects and designers.

“It’s nice to give something back to Westport,” Bass says.  “And now I’m making my mark visually.  My previous work for the library was more behind the scenes, and a lot less creative.”

Bass spent 10 years on the library board, including 1 as the youngest president ever.   She also chaired the development committee.

The winter one

The winter one

The 1984 Staples grad has fond memories of the Westport Library, including the original building across the Post Road (now Starbucks).  “It’s nice to maintain the connection,” she says.

Though Bass has not yet seen anyone tote her bag, she will soon.  They’re on sale at this weekend’s book sale.

“It’ll be interesting to see which one is the favorite,” Bass says.

Or how many people buy all 4.

A Garden Goes To Waste

Dan Keayes spends 8 hours a day supervising the town’s Bayberry Lane yard waste site.  He lets very little of his time — or whatever Westporters throw in the brush pile — got to, um, waste.

Over the past few years, Dan has built a handsome garden on a formerly forlorn dirt pile.  Filled with sea grass, boxwoods — even a fig tree — it wraps around the entire building, behind the Westport-Weston Health District.  Every living thing — plus wood chips and a birdhouse — was salvaged from nearby piles.

Plenty of stuff gets tossed there that shouldn’t.  Once, every morning for a week, Dan found rocks (illegal to dump).  He simply incorporated them into his creation.  “If life gives you rocks, make a rock garden,” he philosophizes.

Dan Keayes stands near a small part of his creation.

Dan Keayes stands near a small part of his creation.

The Monroe resident — a yard waste attendant for 15 years, at North Compo and North Avenue prior to his present location — says the garden is now self-maintaining.  He trims a bit, and weeds here and there.  But the garden takes care of itself.

Dan learns about gardening as he goes.  Martha Stewart’s former landscaper has been a big help, teaching Dan about plants he doesn’t know.

Dan is unsure what his supervisors think.  “I don’t know if anyone in charge knows what I do,” he laughs.

They may not.  But anyone dumping brush does.

And they love it.

Main Street Memories

Last week I got a sneak peek at a new Westport Historical Society project: “Main Street Memories.”

A creative map, interactive web link, brochure and gallery exhibit will make the town’s mom-and-pop days come alive again.  Westporters who remember Welch’s Hardware, Greenberg’s Department Store, Gristede’s, Country Gal, the Townley Restaurant and the Melody House can ooh and aah over those long-lost spots; those who know only the Gap, Banana Republic and Talbots can laugh, cry, sigh or otherwise emote.

As part of the preview, I saw a map of Main Street in 1959.  Here’s a breakdown, from the Post Road (nee State Street) to Avery Place:

  • Women’s clothing stores:  8
  • Men’s clothing stores:  2
  • Kids’ clothing stores:  2
  • Grocery stores:  3
  • Hardware stores:  3
  • Liquor stores:  2
  • 5-and-10 stores:  2
  • Department stores:  2
  • Restaurants:  2
  • Jewelry stores:  2
  • Pharmacies:  2
  • Beauty salon:  1
  • Fish market:  1
  • Frame shop:  1
  • Gift shop:  1
  • Gas station:  1
  • Fur shop:  1
  • Travel agency:  1
  • Record store:  1
  • Bakery:  1
  • Cleaners:  1
  • Appliance store  1
  • Photo shop:  1
  • Linen store:  1
  • Shoe store:  1
  • Caterer:  1
  • Smoke shop:  1
  • Deli:  1

My own, very unscientific survey — some stores, frankly, mystify me, even after I’ve examined the goods — shows, 50 years later:

  • Women’s clothing stores:  117
  • Women’s shoe stores:  114
  • Kids’ clothing stores:  99
  • Home furnishings:  4
  • Jewelry stores:  4
  • Men’s clothing stores:  4
  • Restaurants:  3
  • Banks:  2
  • Perfume store:  1
  • Exotic soap store:  1
  • Liquor store:  1
  • Art gallery:  1
  • Pharmacy:  1
  • Deli:  1 (Oscar’s — the only place still on Main Street)

Ah, progress.

Not long ago, this map appeared on Crespaces.com. It's already out of date.

Not long ago, this map appeared on Crespaces.com. It's already out of date.

Westport Inn Plans Major Renovation

Just months after Conte’s moved into the Westport Inn, the restaurant — and the hotel’s controversial new paint scheme — may be in for another big change.

Ranger Properties, the Inn’s developer, is beginning the Planning and Zoning approval process to demolish the front portion of the property.  “We need to modernize,” says Sheldon Stein, Ranger’s managing partner.

The firm “hopes to include” Conte’s, he adds — though the new restaurant would be smaller than the current one.  Banquet and meeting facilities would be larger.

Undecided:  Whether the entire inn would close during construction.

Stein hopes to begin renovation early next year.  Timing depends on the approval process, and financing.

I forgot to ask the fate of that weird new paint.

The Westport Inn

The Westport Inn

Setting The Playhouse Stage

Ever wonder what goes on backstage at the Westport Country Playhouse?

Neither did I.

But when a friend suggested I call Andrew Kirsch — a 2002 Staples grad whose career has zoomed from intern to shop carpenter — I did.  I never miss a chance to snoop around in Westport’s hidden corners.  And the Playhouse has some of the best.

Andrew Kirsch proudly surveys the "tick, tick...Boom!" set.

Andrew Kirsch proudly surveys the "tick, tick...Boom!" set.

It’s hard to imagine a young person who loves his work more than Andrew.  Staples gave him a set-building boost; Emerson College honed his skills.  Now he spends several months a year in the Playhouse’s newly renovated workrooms, creating magic out of nothing more than a director and stage manager’s dreams — then tossing it in the dumpsters a few weeks later, when the next show is ready for load-in.

Right now, “tick, tick…Boom!” is ending a successful run.  But Andrew is hard at work on “How the Other Half Loves,” opening soon.  Two families share the stage together — unaware of the other — so the set is a typically complex puzzle.  It’s Kirsch and the crew’s job to make it seem easy and believable — while still inspiring awe when the curtain rises.

One of Andrew’s 1st shows was “Journey’s End.”  Set in French trenches toward the end of World War I, the show needed a bunker to cut the stage down dramatically.  “We had to give the illusion of depth and shadows,” Andrew recalls.  “At the end of the play, the bunker collapses.”  And it had re-collapsed every night.

“The Archbishop’s Ceiling,” by contrast, called for an ornate set, including a dramatic, overhanging backlit mural.

Andrew thrives on ever-changing challenges.  In addition to carpentry, he does framing, flooring, welding and fabricating — and in a variety of time periods and styles.  “If a show takes places 300 years ago, things should look like they were cut by hand,” he notes.  “We use a table saw, but it has to seem like we didn’t.”

The set builders work meticulously because they are professionals.  But they know too there is no room for error, because Westport Playhouse audiences are sharp.  “They notice everything,” Andrew says.  “And they know the shows.  They know what to look for.”

As a member of the International Association of Stagehands and Theatrical Technicians, Andrew works at other sites beyond the Playhouse — the Klein Auditorium, Shubert, even Harbor Yard.  Last month, he helped rig the Levitt Pavilion Tom Jones concert.

“I like the variety, but I also like working here at the Playhouse,” Andrew says.  “It’s a small crew, a nice team.  I’m learning a lot.”

The skills he’s learning are much in demand.  Bigger theaters may beckon.

“At some point, who knows where I’ll be,” he says.  “Right now, I’m building my career.”

Literally.

About Those Boats…

Compo Yacht Basin, Sunday afternoon

Compo Yacht Basin, Sunday afternoon

Today was the most beautiful day of the year — and it was a Sunday.

If people won’t take their boats out today, when will they?

Paul Baumann Presses The President

The email came Tuesday, June 30.

“Apologies for the late notice,” the  National Security Council press aide wrote.  But could Paul Baumann meet with President Obama a few days later, prior to his meeting with the pope in Rome?

Baumann said he’d rearrange his schedule.  No apology necessary.

Paul Baumann

Paul Baumann

The 1969 Staples graduate — now editor of Commonweal, the nation’s leading lay Catholic opinion journal — had no idea what to expect.  Arriving at the West Wing of the White House last Thursday, he found 7 other religion journalists.  Each would ask 1 question.  They divided topics, to cover as much ground as possible.

After they were ushered into the Roosevelt Room, next to the Oval Office, the president entered. He greeted each person with a handshake, then sat at the middle of the conference table directly across from Baumann.

The intimate meeting lasted 45 minutes.  During his turn Baumann — a star soccer player at Staples and Wesleyan University — asked how he could get an invitation to play basketball with the president.  Obama laughed, and said Reggie Love — his assistant who won a national championship at Duke — would have to check out Baumann’s game.

Turning serious, Baumann asked about a group of pro-life and abortion rights activists that the administration has brought together to find common ground.  Obama reiterated the key points of his Notre Dame commencement speech, saying that despite one level of “irreducible difference,” both sides can work together to reduce the number of abortions.

Baumann found the president to be “friendly, responsive, articulate, thoughtful, and eager to put people at ease.  He was very comfortable talking about Catholic stuff, and very sincere when talking about religion generally. Aside from abortion and a few other issues, he ‘speaks Catholic’ well, especially when discussing social justice teachings.”

Baumann — who has a master of the arts of religion degree from Yale — adds:  “He is quite aware that he has become something of a proxy figure, as either a villain or a hero, in the long-running battle between so-called liberal and so-called conservative Catholics.”

And, says Baumann, “I’d be happy to return to the Roosevelt Room any time.  On even shorter notice.”

UPS Store Delivers Customer Service

Don, the very efficient, helpful and friendly manager of the Westport UPS Store near Dunkin Donuts.

Don, the very efficient, helpful and friendly manager of the Westport UPS Store near Dunkin' Donuts.

FedEx still delivers to — but no longer picks up at — the UPS Store next to Dunkin’ Donuts.

That confounds workers and patrons alike.  “We turn away FedEx business every day,” says Don, the manager.  But it didn’t stop him from going above and beyond this morning, helping me ship a package.

It had to be FedEx, because the recipient had supplied me with a pre-paid mailing label.  Don took a UPS bag, folded it inside out, tucked my shipment into it, sealed it, applied the label, then gave me directions to the nearest FedEx drop box.

He got nothing for his time and effort, beyond the satisfaction of doing a good deed, and my heartfelt thanks.

Plus a nice — and completely unexpected — plug for the 606 Post Road East UPS Store on “06880.”