Monthly Archives: June 2009

Copy Editing Needed

CablevisionAs a writer, I am distressed at the poor quality of spam phishing emails being sent out these days.

Here’s a recent example:

We would like to inform you that we (Cablevision) are currently performing scheduled maintenance and improvement of our email service and as a result of this, have changed our email client and your password will be adjusted. To keep your OPTONLINE account, you must reply to this email immediately and enter your current password here (******).

Failure to do this within 72 hours, would immediately render your email account deactivated from our database. Once again your urgent response to this email is appreciated and We apologize for any inconvenience this would cause you during this period.

Thank You for using Cablevision Mail !

“CABLEVISION IT SUPPORT.”

The grammatical errors are appalling.

  • There are several run-ons in the first sentence, as well as an unnecessary use of parentheses.
  • The second paragraph includes an improperly placed comma; incorrect tense (it’s “will,” not “would”); garbled syntax (one cannot “render” “deactivation”); another run-on, and a bizarrely placed capital “W” in mid-sentence.
  • The third paragraph contains another odd capital letter; a made-up name (there is no “Cablevision Mail”), and an extra space before the unnecessary exclamation point.
  • The final line is the most bothersome.  Quotation marks should be used only for direct quotes.  Unfortunately, such incorrect punctuation is now common.

Advice to spammers phishers:  Cablevision has many flaws, but poorly written emails are not among them.  “Please don’t insult My intelligence !”

Or else hire me to clean up your grammatical mess.

Bored Of Education

EducationThe Board of Education did not meet last night.

In fact, they have no meetings scheduled until August 17.

That’s ridiculous.  For what we’re paying them, they should work every day.

And night.

Who do they think they are — teachers?!

Takin’ His Kodachrome Away

Kodak’s announcement yesterday that it is ending production of Kodachrome resounded from Rochester to Westport.

But there’s more to the move than the fact that Westporters will no longer buy the rich, durable camera film at CVS and Walgreens.  No one’s done that for years.

Leopold Godowsky Jr.

Leopold Godowsky Jr.

Kodachrome has a strong Westport connection.  Co-inventor Leopold Godowsky Jr. — a concert violinist with a passion for photography — moved here in the 1930s.  He set up a lab, and for several decades in town continued to improve the process for Kodak.

While here he also helped develop Kodacolor and Ektachrome.  Today he is considered a major contributor in the field of color photography.  He was inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in 2005, 22 years after his death.

Godowsky’s wife, Frankie Gershwin — George and Ira’s younger sister — was a painter of oils and acrylics, and later a singer.  She too was a prominent member of our community.

2009 has not been good to Godowsky.  Earlier this year his former home — a 7,000-square foot, low-slung compound at the end of Stony Point overlooking the confluence of the Saugatuck River and Long Island Sound, featuring pools, a waterfall, tennis court and dock — became perhaps the most expensive teardown in Westport history.

Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

In 1990, Lionel Ketchian became a happy person.

His profession is printing, but he started reading about positive thinking.  He got happy.  And stayed happy!

In 1999 he taught a course at Sacred Heart University on — you guessed it — happiness.  When it ended, students wanted to keep meeting.  “Sure!” Lionel said.  “I’d love to!”

Lionel Ketchian looks happy -- and he is!

Lionel Ketchian looks happy -- and he is!

He started a Happiness Club in Fairfield.  Happily, it grew.  Today there are 50 Happiness Clubs worldwide, in places like Israel, Dubai and Tasmania.  Two are right here in Westport!

One meets at the Senior Center.  Unhappily for young people or anyone with a spouse, it is only for single people over 50.  Happily, they enjoy it!

The Smiling Single Seniors meet once a month.  Happily, the next meeting is this Thursday (6:30-8 p.m.).  Like all Happiness Club meetings, this one features a speaker.  Dr. Michael McGlynn will speak on — go figure — “Health and Happiness.”  Admission is free!

The other Westport Happiness Club meets at the Methodist Church.  Happily, anyone can attend!

“Happiness is an important thing,” Lionel notes.  “When you’re happy, you handle problems better.  You relate to people better.  Your life is better in so many ways!”

He adds:  “Let’s face it.  There’s a lot of stress in the world.  I want to share the tools to make happiness a part of people’s lives.  If the world can be more peaceful through happiness, it will be a better place!”

Lionel is a happy guy.  But I have to ask:  Does anyone ever say, “All this happiness is bullshit?”

“Yes!” Lionel says.  “In 1990 — at our very 1st meeting — an antagonistic and angry older woman did say that.”

But, he notes, “I’ve never heard it since.”

Which makes him very happy!

(For more information on the Westport Happiness Clubs — or happiness in general! — click here.)

Y Gymnasts Texas-Bound

Did you know the Westport Weston Family Y has a gymnastics team?

Neither did I.

But 17 girls, ages 5th through 11th grades, are traveling to Fort Worth for a week-long international gymnastics festival.  They’ll compete in a “Gymnastics For All” challenge against teams from Canada, Mexico, Germany and Denmark.

They’ve also been chosen for a special evening event with teams from Guatemala, Australia, Sweden and Switzerland.  And they’ll be part of a Fort Worth street performance, a gala the final evening of competition, and the closing ceremonies.

Go get ‘em, girls.  And thanks for providing some Y news that does not split the Westport community in half.

Westport Y gymnastics team.

Westport Y gymnastics team.

Summer In The House

Despite its name, “Summer in the House” — a Westport camp program — is not about hip-hop, or how to roll.

A colorful scene from 2008.

A colorful scene from 2008.

A 3-week theater program, it teaches children entering grades 2 through 5 to use their bodies, voices, minds and imaginations through music, movement and drama.  The name is a play on the sponsor:  the Westport Country Playhouse.

Martin and George Sankovitch took part last year.  Their mother Nina liked its focus on process, rather than an end production.

“The kids had so much fun,” she says.  “There was no stress about lines, blocking or costumes.  The emphasis was on improvisation, freedom of expression, projection, energy, and most importantly, teamwork.”

As a mother, Nina’s highlights included picking her sons up, finding them outside dancing around and shouting “Yes!” to the skies.  She loved watching 10-year-old George deliver Shakespearean lines, and Martin’s class performing songs and dances they wrote and choreographed themselves — with “wide smiles, tons of controlled energy, and professional-quality delivery.”

Nina calls instructor Heather Parady “a gem of patience, imagination, energy and insight into the acting process.”

Heather and co-teacher Jonathan Cahr return for the program’s 2nd year.

She was thrilled last year as the morning ensemble “created different worlds each day, and brought those worlds to life.”  Heather also enjoyed the afternoon group’s “thoughtful and touching” work with Romeo and Juliet.

And of course Heather appreciated helping all the youngsters — some shy, some outgoing — grow together, as performers and friends.

“The kids were like sponges,” Jonathan adds.  “During snack breaks the younger group finished as quickly as possible, so they could create scenes, songs and worlds.  The older group loved stage combat and improv.  They couldn’t get enough.”

Jonathan and Heather look forward to new challenges, new productions — and a fresh cast of newcomers and returnees — when “Summer in the House” opens on July 6.

(For more information, click here or call 203-227-5137, ext. 133.)

Summertime!

RainThe calendar says summer begins today.

Impossible.

Before summer, there must first be spring.

Remembering Michael Katz

Longtime and much-loved Westporter Michael Katz died Thursday at age 69.  A memorial service will be held Monday (2 p.m.) at the Unitarian Church on Lyons Plains Rd., followed by a reception at the Red Barn.

Gregory Katz shared these thoughts of his brother:

When Elvis Presley’s 1st record played on the radio, he was at the movies with a friend.  He walked into the theatre a nobody and walked out a star.  From then on, he was the headliner whenever he performed.  Nobody could follow Elvis.

That’s what it was like growing up in Westport with Michael Katz as my big brother.  He was so warm, so popular and eye-catching that he was the star wherever he went.  When my daughter Sophia was 6 she asked, “Daddy, is Uncle Michael like Elvis?”

I told her he was Westport’s Elvis. Easily recognizable with his cowboy hat, elegant clothes and fancy cars, Michael couldn’t walk a block without someone yelling “Hey Mike” and waiting for him to stop and shoot the breeze.

Michael Katz, his niece Sophie Katz and his dog Sami.

Michael Katz, his niece Sophie Katz and his dog Sampson.

Coming to consciousness at age 4 or 5, I remember him as a glamorous figure, darting around town in an Austin-Healey or weird fiberglass custom-made bubble car that, he told me, eventually broke into a thousand pieces. The truth may have been more mundane, but I believed him – he could convince anyone of anything.

My family moved here in 1950, in the first sustained wave of migration from New York to the Connecticut suburbs.  Though our roots were in Europe, he embraced all that American life had to offer in that prosperous decade, excelling at baseball and basketball at Staples, and majoring in girls.

There was a soppy tradition in those days of leaving a “last will” in the yearbook where departing seniors bequeathed things to underclassmen.  Michael didn’t leave anything to anybody – the 1958 Stapleite lists him as saying he was leaving Staples “in the Flame filled with girls.”

The Flame was one of his many cars. Elvis couldn’t have said it better.

Michael was a self-made man, though I think my late father gave him some business advice when he was getting started.  He may have worked in an office at some point, but I never remember him having a traditional job, and he certainly never had a boss or supervisor.

As if by magic he charmed an ever-widening circle of friends and associates, eventually cultivating relationships with business titans, former Cabinet members, even a former president.  But none of it took place in an office – most of his business was conducted over lunch at the Four Seasons restaurant in New York, where he was a regular.

He must have been doing some work, but to his little brother it seemed as if all he did was put on beautiful clothes, drive his Jaguar or Mercedes into town, and eat in one of the world’s great restaurants.  On summer days when he didn’t have a lunch set up, he was usually on his boat, often taking calls from business types seeking his counsel on God knows what.

I’ll happily remember Michael in an inappropriate tight bathing suit on his boat, sitting in the hot sun – sunblock be damned – offering advice to some big shot stuck in an office in Manhattan.

Thank you, Elvis.

Dramatic Deer Rescue On Compo Cove

Mike Robertshaw, Richard Stein and a tiny deer.

Mike Robertshaw, Richard Stein and a tiny deer.

Guests at a graduation party tonight were surprised to see a tiny deer — no bigger than 2 chihuahas — wandering lost along Old Mill Beach.

The hosts enlisted help.  They wrapped the petrified animal in a blanket.  Then — alerted that the mother had been seen earlier at the end of the cove — catering crew members Richard Stein and Mike Robertshaw placed the deer in a hand cart, and wheeled it down to meet its mother.

Let’s hope the animal grows, thrives, and joins its deer brethren in destroying all our foliage, for many years to come.

Saugatuck Scenes

For an old part of town, there’s plenty new in Saugatuck.

Though — befitting the neighborhood — it’s old-style, retro-new.

Directly across from the train station, Ron’s Barber Shop features wooden floors, an old-fashioned cash register, a striped barber’s pole — and actual “shaves.”

Ron Provenzano opened his 2-chair shop in March (on the site of a former limo company).  He always loved the area — “quaint, classy” he calls it — and he’s building up a steady clientele.

About those shaves:  They come with hot towels.  Men on their way to the city for business meetings like them; after a shave, Ron says, you feel “very revived.”  (They cost $17 — not 2 bits.)

Ron Provenzano trims -- and talks with -- Giovanni Iaffaldano.

Ron Provenzano trims -- and talks with -- Giovanni Iaffaldano.

A couple of doors down, on the same block, the Green Living Centre sells natural products.  It’s not your typical Saugatuck fare, but owners Adam Lutsky and Brian Cleary have found a strong market for  reclaimed-wood flooring and formaldehyde-free carpeting; countertops made from compressed paper; composters and rainwater barrels; natural insect killer; organic cotton clothing and bags; a sun oven; soap bars with biodegradable containers; solar bags for charging electronic devices, and solar-powered flashlights (for every 1 purchased, another is donated to someone in the developing world).

The store’s aim is twofold:  sell eco-friendly products, and educate customers.

The station location is perfect, says associate Caroline Carrier.  “We promote taking the train, and riding bikes here.”  There are no bike racks at the station yet, but Green Living is working on that.  Also ahead:  creating a garden of native plants and grasses across the street, on the shabby bank of the westbound platform.

“Some people never see us.  They come off the train with blinders on,” Caroline admits.

“But we’re also getting very good street traffic.  Plenty of people love to come in and browse while they wait for their train.”

Caroline Carrier likes Living Green.

Caroline Carrier likes Living Green.