No, not the one in Massachusetts. Or Washington state.
Yes, the one in Connecticut.
That’s not me talking.
It’s not the Westport (and Weston) Chamber of Commerce.
It’s WNBC. Channel 4.
Before you go all #FakeNews, read what the tri-state TV station had to say:
If you want beachfront property with oceans views, forget Florida or Hawaii — try Westport, Connecticut instead.
The affluent Connecticut town actually ranks as the most affordable ocean-facing beach town in America, according to a new WalletHub survey released Wednesday.
The study compared 161 ocean-adjacent cities in 6 different categories, and Westport ranked 1st for affordability (calculated primarily by housing costs, household income and property taxes).
It also ranked 1st for education and health, which was based on the quality of the school system and local hospitals.
Overall the town ranked 9th, making it the only Top 10 city not located in California, Florida or Hawaii.
WNBC did not provide a link to the survey — unless you clicked on the one labeled “America’s Worst Ocean Beach Town To Live In Is In NY,”* which (with 1 more click) did lead to “Best Ocean Beach Towns.”
In addition to learning that we live on “the ocean,” the survey shows that our #9 score lands us just above Key West (!) in the overall rankings that combine affordability, weather, safety and economy.
But we are indeed the most affordable beach town — #1, Numero Uno, the Big Kahuna** — on the affordability index.
We lose points for the weather (duh). Perhaps that’s why we trail (in order, from #8 to #1) Kihei, Hawaii; Boca Raton, Florida; Santa Monica, California; St. Augustine Florida; Mill Valley, California; Sarasota, Florida; Naples, Florida, and the absolute bestest beach town in the entire USA, Lahaina, Hawaii.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Mill Valley is even less on “the ocean” than we are.
But who you gonna believe: National Geographic or WalletHub?
(Click here for the full survey. Then print it out and save it, for the next town budget discussion.)
*It’s Shirley, Long Island
**Appropriate, considering that 2 of the Top 10 Beach Towns are in Hawaii.
(Hat tips: Rick Leonard and Hedi Lieberman)