Hurry! This eBay Offer Won’t Last Forever!

Posted on September 22, 2014 | 8 Comments

You can get anything you need for your life on eBay.

For death, too.

Right now, for example, you can bid on a Willowbrook  cemetery mausoleum. It fits “two (2) caskets and one (1) urn” comfortably.

The Willowbrook mausoleum.

The Willowbrook mausoleum.

The starting bid is just $2,900.  Thanks to PayPal, 12 months financing is available.

The sellor (loulou0605) has 100% positive feedback.

But that’s not all! There’s “free local pickup”!

The auction ends Wednesday, at 10:25 a.m. So act now.

This offer will expire before you do.

(Here’s the direct eBay link to this mausoleum offer.)

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8 responses to “Hurry! This eBay Offer Won’t Last Forever!”

  1. Seth Schachter | September 22, 2014 at 12:17 pm |

    After you get this you can purchase a vintage Westport Embalmers Supply Company Bottle – see link:

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Embalmers-Supply-Co-Westport-CT-Clear-Embossed-Glass-Bottle-/261599852168?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3ce890f688

  2. Stephanie Bass | September 22, 2014 at 1:01 pm |

    …this is not good…have told my kid not to let me linger on if my life becomes nonviable; now I have to worry if I start coughing….

  4. Bobbie Herman | September 22, 2014 at 2:24 pm |

    What do they pick up? The caskets?

  5. Nancy W Hunter | September 22, 2014 at 4:49 pm |

    This is as strange as the drive-through funeral home in Michigan.

  6. Sharon Paulsen | September 22, 2014 at 6:33 pm |

    Um … creepy.

  7. Mark Demmerle | September 23, 2014 at 6:40 am |

    Why not just donate your body to science? It’s a way to put yourself to good use AND go to med school!

  8. Sandy Soennichsen | September 23, 2014 at 9:47 am |

    Don’t worry….by tomorrow around this time this will just be a dead issue.