The National Weather Service has decided that yesterday’s weather incident was not a tornado.
“Just strong winds,” a spokesman said. Not even any “circular motion.”
Being on High Point Road — then navigating Hyde Lane, Long Lots and environs in the immediate aftermath — was scary enough for me.
I was sure I’d end up like Dorothy and Toto.
And I definitely saw flying monkeys.
How about all those trees coming down? When will we proactively chop? Round Two, Revenge of The Killer Trees…