Monthly Archives: June 2009

Ready To Read

This month’s rain has been a boon to a few groups:  gardeners.  Umbrella salespeople.  And the Westport Public Library.

Each year, the library sponsors a kids’ summer reading program.  Youngsters who fill out a Reading Journal receive a cherished “slap” bracelet, plus scavenger hunt questions they take through the library during the summer.  They also get “summer cents” to use at the store or cafe.

The program is open to all — summer residents, visitors, even kids who live in nearby towns.  So far, over 1200 children — in Westport and beyond — have signed up.

Children’s librarians promoted the program in schools.  This year they did not have to compete with blue skies and beaches.  “The rain helped with a big kickoff,” library director Maxine Bleiweis says.

What do youngsters read?

“Everything!” Bleiweis reports.  A 6-year-old girl is devouring books on Egyptology; her friend is reading about sharks.

“It’s especially fun to see the ones who struggle to read at the beginning, and then ‘graduate’ to chapter books at the end,” says Bleiweis.

Children who find it easier to listen than read take out audiobooks.  Those are also great for road trips, Bleiweis says.

For every 3 books read, a funky shape is hung from the children’s room ceiling.  For every 12, a shape is placed on the board outside the room.  Already, the 2nd floor is festooned with creative images.

Personalized service is key to the program’s success.  “Kids say, ‘I really enjoyed xyz,’ and the librarian says, ‘then try abc,’” Bleiweis adds.  “They return with thanks, and want more.  A new relationship with an adult starts, and keeps going all through their library life here.  It’s community at its best.”

Each shape represents 3 books read.

Each circular wall hanging represents 3 books read.

Mysterious Westport

Westport Quonset hut

This is the ugliest photo ever posted on “06880.”

Then again, this is the ugliest building in Westport.

It’s located behind the Boat Locker, accessible from both the Post Road and North Maple Avenue.  It’s been there so long, no one notices it anymore.  It blends into the scenery — no easy feat for a ginormous humpbacked hunk of corrugated metal.

Growing up as a Long Lots boy, this was my territory.  The Quonset hut was there when I was a kid.  It’s still there.

In all that time, no human being has opened its thoroughly rusted doors.  No one has been seen near it.  Even teenagers, who will drink beer and have sex anyplace that has molecules, stay far away.

So:  Who owns it?

What do they use it for?

And can they please get rid of it?

The Year The July 4th Fireworks Turned Real

The death of Andrew Chapo earlier this month brought back memories of the most tragic July 4th in Westport’s history.

Around 2 a.m. that morning in 1961 Brendan McLaughlin — a former Marine working as a New York advertising executive — shot and killed his father during a family argument.

blog - Westport PoliceThe murder took place in the McLaughlins’ old Victorian house on Gorham Island — the site today of a 40,000-square foot office building.

McLaughlin fled.  An hour before dawn he burst into the police station on Jesup Road.  He pulled out a semi-automatic pistol and fired at 2 policemen behind the front desk, wounding Donald Bennette.

Officers chased him into the parking lot, where he shot Chapo.  A shootout ensued; McLaughlin was wounded.

Chapo and Bennette recovered.  McLaughlin died several weeks later.

The police station lobby was renovated in 1988.  Mindful of the July 4th tragedy, greater security measures were installed.

Chapo achieved the rank of lieutenant.  While on the force, he helped gain improved pension benefits for police officers.

A memorial service for Chapo is set for July 10 (United Methodist Church, 2 p.m.) — almost 48 years to the day after his awful Independence Day.

(Thanks to Woody Klein’s Westport, Connecticut history for some of the information in this post.)

Fun In The UN

The sun came out for the 1st time in a month today — just in time for the hordes of visitors who swarmed here for Westport’s UN Day.

Maybe there is a God.

Or an Allah.

Visitors watch the UN-Westport soccer match at PJ Romano Field.

Visitors watch the UN-Westport soccer match at PJ Romano Field -- under a welcome bright sky.

Silver Service

Silver of WestportSure, times are tough.  And sales are slow.

But that still doesn’t explain the insane amount of time K.C. — a sales associate at Silver’s — spent with me this week.  Or the personal attention she lavished on my ridiculously petty watch band problem.

She knew from the start this was a super-cheap item.  Yet she attacked it as if I was a plantinum-level customer, buying one of the crystal doodads beckoning in the front window.

When it was apparent that Silver’s could not repair my odd-sized strap, she continued like a bulldog.  Finally she wrote the name and phone number of a place in Monroe that might help — and advised me of their store hours.

I walked away without spending a cent.  But you can bet that the next time I make a big purchase — luggage, a wedding gift, maybe (who knows?) a crystal doodad — I’ll head straight to Silver’s.

And I’ll ask for K.C.

Terry Coen Remembers Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson’s death evoked a wide range of reactions around the globe.

Westporter Terry Coen recalled the “King of Pop” with admiration and awe.

That reaction is personal.  For a decade — during Jackson’s most fertile creative period — Coen was near the center of all the fervor.

He joined Epic Records as a promotions director in 1983, just after “Thriller” was released.  That album — the biggest seller in history — spawned 7 Top 10 singles.

He worked with Jackson on the “Bad” album, and the later Jackson Brothers tour.  Coen dealt with radio stations, MTV, contest winners, concerts — you name it, he did it.

Did such a mega-star really need promoting?

“He was a very astute businessman,” Coen says.  ” He understood the importance of promoting and marketing.  He knew that every album had to go to number one.”

Trevor, Davis, Gail and Terry Coen, with Michael Jackson

Trevor, Davis, Gail and Terry Coen, with Michael Jackson

Coen calls Jackson “very quiet and wonderful — he was a sweetheart of a guy.”

And a spectacular performer.

“Gail and I saw Hendrix, Otis Redding and James Brown in concert,” Coen says.  “But there was no one like Michael Jackson.  He put on the most fantastic, incredible, exciting show I’ve ever seen.  Charisma is too mild a word.”

Coen, his wife Gail and their then-young sons, Trevor and Davis, went backstage at the Meadowlands.  Gail invited Jackson to take a break at their beachfront home in Westport — as hordes of famous musicians have.  He thanked her profusely, but could not carve out the time.

Back in Westport, Trevor did the moonwalk in elementary school.

“Michael helped inspire them to be musicians,” Coen says.  “They really responded to his music, and to the adulation he got.”

Working with Jackson, Coen says, was “one of the most exciting periods of my life.”

Jackson’s troubles came later.  “He’d made so much money, he didn’t have to work anymore,” Coen says.  “That may have been part of his demise.  It’s unfortunate his stardom has been tainted.”

But, Coen adds:  “There was Sinatra, Elvis and the Beatles.  Michael Jackson was bigger than everyone.  It was a thrill to work with him, to see him and to know him.”

Terry Coen is proud of his memories of their association.  Whenever he needs a reminder  he can glance at the platinum “Bad” record, hanging on his Westport office wall.

Bombs Away!

What is it about Roseville Road?

The traffic light at the Post Road — next to McDonald’s — seems installed for decorative purposes only.  Every cycle, a parade of cars plows through the red.  Like spawning salmon they come — one after another after another — with only one thought in mind:  Gotta move on!

A friend marvels that he once saw 6 cars tear through 1 red light.  I don’t doubt it.  He lives near Hillspoint; he’s seen it all.

As for cars already on the Post Road:  The least-obeyed light in town is at Trader Joe’s.  Exiting that lot has become a feat of death-defying derring-do.

Westporters are known for our casual attitude toward motor vehicle laws.  But the lights at Roseville and Trader Joe’s are in a league by themselves.  By comparison, every other traffic signal is protected by a force field.

“06880″ readers:  Why are some lights less observed than others?  If you’ve got a theory — or better yet, a solution — click the “comments” button now.

I took this shot during the very 1st red light I saw. Note the cars in the intersection -- coming from both Roseville and Hillspoint Roads. And yes, the silver car on the left also continued through the red light.

I took this shot standing at McDonald's, during the very 1st red light I saw. Note the cars in the intersection -- coming from both Roseville and Hillspoint. And yes, the silver car on the left also continued through the light.

Westporters Take ‘Great American Road Trip’

Westporters are often accused of living in a bubble.  Next month, a local family meets the rest of America head-on.  That bubble may soon burst — loudly.

The reason is that great national leveler:  reality TV.  On July 7, “Great American Road Trip” debuts on NBC.  It’s “a hilarious and relatable new series where seven families from divergent backgrounds are selected to take the journey of a lifetime.”  Whether the show lives up to that PR fluff is debatable.  But chances are, the Katzenbergs are in for a ride they never imagined.

For 8 episodes Marc, Hyleri, Sami and Andrew Katzenberg will join families from New York, California, Alabama and Texas — how’s that for diversity! — while “competing in a medley of humorous challenges that will ultimately lead one family to victory.”  The “comical, clever challenges” — hey, I’m just quoting the website – are “set against iconic American backdrops like the majestic Grand Canyon and the regal Washington Monument.”

Andrew, Marc, Hyleri and Sami Katzenberg

Andrew, Marc, Hyleri and Sami Katzenberg (Photo courtesy of NBC Universal Inc.)

Sounds tame enough — nothing as gruesome as “Wife Swap” or as weird as “Amish in the City.”  But 2 weeks before its premiere, the drumbeat of pre-publicity offers a less-than-encouraging look at what’s ahead.

The website describes the Katzenbergs:

Marc and Hyleri recently fell in love.  Having just formed a “Brady Bunch” family unit, this show will give them a chance to really get to know each other.  Hyleri’s daughter Sami, and Marc’s son Andrew, quickly bonded over accusing the other of being high maintenance.  The truth is, however, they all have a little “diva” in them.

However, Marc and Hyleri are also active philanthropists and instill this in their kids.  Sami is a natural entertainer who makes her voice heard.  Andrew is a ladies’ man who enjoys flirting.  Each member of the family likes to be the center of attention and adores themselves — and each other.

In interviews, Sami’s “Must Have Road Trip Items” includes “cute boys between the ages of 16-22, lip gloss and sunglasses.”  She says she will miss most “all the cute boys back home and my blackberry.”

Andrew, meanwhile, lists these “Must Have” items:  “Hot girls.  Wallet (to take the hot girls out).  Cell phone (to store girls’ phone numbers and call them).”  And his “Favorite Road Trip Food”?  “Anything that’s not spicy.  (I only like my women to be spicy.)”

The show has not yet debuted, but already the knives are out.  Here are the first 4 posts on FansofRealityTV.com:

  • “I get the impression that these people are going to be nauseating.”
  • “Ugh…give me a frickin’ break…I already don’t like these guys…”
  • “I’m not liking them, either.  They seem a bit high maintenance to survive this.”
  • “They could be a lot of fun to snark over.”

Like many folks on reality TV, the Katzenbergs may wish for a memorable national adventure.

And like all of those who make the cut, they should be careful what they wish for.

Smiling John Kluchnick

You may not know John Kluchnick’s name.

But you know his smiling face:

John Kluchnick

For 21 years, John has worked for Westport Parks & Rec.  These days he’s a roving custodian, caring for Compo Beach, Burying Hill and Longshore.  Before that, he was on a garbage truck.  He spent his first 13 years full-time at Compo — trimming hedges, clearing brush, cleaning the facilities.

He started out in Westport doing electrical, carpentry and maintenance work for the Board of Education.

It’s been an enjoyable life.  “I’m happy whatever I do,” John says.  “I’ve been blessed to wake up every morning happy to go to work.  I’ve had a variety of tasks, and they’ve always been pleasurable.”

The best part of his jobs — by far — has been the people.

“Whether it’s the golf course, the beach, wherever, I like saying ‘good morning’ to everyone,” John explains.  “I really like people.”

He’s enjoyed working for bosses like Carl Eaton and Tim Burke, and with “top shelf” head lifeguards like Megan Tiley.

As for the public:  “The majority of them, I don’t know their names,” John says.  “But young, old — 95 percent of them, I’ve enjoyed their company.  I hope they enjoyed mine.”

In his entire career, John has only 1 regret.  One day he reprimanded a young boy, maybe 12 years old.  “He was right, and I was wrong,” John says.  “But I never saw him again.  I never got a chance to make amends, and say I was sorry.”

John’s roots in Westport are unshakable.  A Westport native, he played on the Staples basketball team.  The only time he’s spent away came  after graduation in 1961:  He served on a diesel sub in Groton.

Twice, John ran for 1st selectman.  “I wanted to say what was in my heart about our town,” he explains.

“I came in 3rd both times,” he laughs.  That’s his way of putting a positive spin on finishing last.

Next Tuesday is John’s last day on the job.  He’s retiring — but he’s not leaving the town where he was born and raised.

Among his many plans:  serving lunch at the Senior Center.  “It’s time to give back to Westport,” he says, oblivious to the fact that all his life,  he’s done just that.

His impending retirement has been kept fairly quiet.  John notes:  “It’s been rainy, so I haven’t seen a lot of people.”

Yeah, it’s rained for weeks on end.

But in John Kluchnick’s world, the sun always shines.

Fine Arts, Fine T-Shirts

What’s a Fine Arts Festival without fine art?

The Downtown Merchants Association wondered too.  So — to promote next month’s event — they organized a t-shirt design contest for students in Staples’ design and tech class entered.  The results (below) are worthy of Westport’s artists colony past.

Winners received cash from the Downtown Merchants, gift certificates to Bobby Q’s — and the chance to see their work worn all over at the 36th annual Westport Fine Arts Festival in July.

Front, from left: Cal Rider, who designed the winning children's shirt modeled by his brother Jack; Mario Lisanti and Robert Mahieu, who with Emily Weber (missing from photo) designed the winning adult shirt. Rear: Festival chair Michelle Weber; t-shirt coordinator Beth Orwasher; Downtown Merchants president Bob Le Rose.

Front, from left: Cal Rider, who designed the winning children's shirt modeled by his brother Jack; Mario Lisanti and Robert Mahieu, who with Emily Weber (missing from photo) designed the winning adult shirt. Rear: Festival chair Michelle Weber; t-shirt coordinator Beth Orwasher; Downtown Merchants president Bob LaRose.

(The Westport Fine Arts Festival — July 18-19 at Parker Harding Plaza and Gorham Island — features 140 artists, music, performers, children’s activities and food. Click here for details.)