Very Important Message From The Police

Posted on March 22, 2020 | 32 Comments

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32 responses to “Very Important Message From The Police”

  1. Bill Kutik | March 22, 2020 at 8:03 am |

    Did you dream this up overnight? Or did it come to you early this morning? Great little trick, and I enjoyed hearing them.

  2. Luke Scott | March 22, 2020 at 8:04 am |

    Haaaaaaaa! Needed that. Sending love and good vibes. Here if you need anything at all.

  3. Alex Sherman | March 22, 2020 at 8:09 am |

    Well done, Dan!

  4. Steve Doig | March 22, 2020 at 8:16 am |

    Excellent clickbait! It’s gonna be the new Rickroll!

  5. Mark Lopa | March 22, 2020 at 8:19 am |

    Made me 🙂.

  6. Leonor Dao Turut | March 22, 2020 at 8:36 am |

    😂😂😂😂😂😂. Good one! You got me!

  7. Janette Kinnally | March 22, 2020 at 8:36 am |

    My favorite band growing up! Thanks for sharing your funny mindset!! LOL 😂
    We all need to laugh much more right now.

  8. Lisa Newman | March 22, 2020 at 8:40 am |

    Hahahahaahaaaaaa!! Good one, Dan. And I’m sitting here thinking “why didn’t I get another text to check my email??” 🙂

  9. Peter Blau | March 22, 2020 at 8:47 am |

    Dan – you should write direct mail letters like me. What a great “teaser” line to put on the envelope. Almost as good as “Do Not Bend.”

  10. Sean Costello | March 22, 2020 at 8:50 am |

    You got me, copper!!!

  11. Susan Weingarten | March 22, 2020 at 9:01 am |

    Good one!

  13. Fran White | March 22, 2020 at 9:21 am |

    Fabulous. I feel a community music mix coming on…

  14. Charles Taylor | March 22, 2020 at 9:33 am |

    I used to play with Andy Summers in pick up bands like Fable Stable around LA. We back each other up when he was just out of The Animals. Played gigs at the Sundance Saloon in Calabasas

  15. Mark Samuels | March 22, 2020 at 9:41 am |

    Well done. Made me smile.

  16. Todd Freemon | March 22, 2020 at 9:43 am |

    Ha! Well played!

  17. Elizabeth Haynes Choi | March 22, 2020 at 9:57 am |

    Not cool. Love love love your contributions to our wonderful community but this title made my blood run cold. We’re all a bit jumpy. I know it was sent in good faith…just some friendly feedback

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  18. Stacy Prince | March 22, 2020 at 9:59 am |

    Omg, that was good.

  19. Wendy Crowther | March 22, 2020 at 10:42 am |

    Loved it. How are you going to top it on April Fool’s Day?

    • Jeff Jacobs | March 22, 2020 at 11:14 am |

      My thoughts exactly! But I was prepared to confess that, once again, I had been pranked by Dan.

  20. Sue Iseman | March 22, 2020 at 10:57 am |

    Haha, good one, Dan. I wonder how Sting & Trudy are doing- they live on a farm in Italy. A former Hartford area restauranteur, Joe Sponzo, is their live- in chef (last time I heard.)

  21. Jeff Jacobs | March 22, 2020 at 11:21 am |

    My thoughts exactly! But I was prepared to confess that, once again, I had been pranked by Dan.

  22. Patricia Mcmahon | March 22, 2020 at 11:22 am |

    Not only is this funny Dan, also appropriate if you live like i do down at Compo.
    I was at a respectable distance schmoozing with my neighbors when a police officer cruising by ( close to Elvira’s ) stopped and told us to keep a distance and get moving along.
    Ahhhh…. Embracing the NEW NORMAL.
    Well wishes to you and the 06880 community.

  23. Susan Hopkins | March 22, 2020 at 12:06 pm |

    A delightful touché, Dan!

  24. Michael Calise | March 22, 2020 at 1:01 pm |

    Great and very timely Dan

  25. JJeff Seaver | March 22, 2020 at 1:37 pm |

    After all this time, I’ve come to know your sense of humor – saw this one coming, luckily – the click was just the confirmation that you’re as twisted as I thought…

  26. Susan Feliciano | March 22, 2020 at 2:07 pm |

    Good one, Dan!!!!

  27. Peter Birch | March 22, 2020 at 3:27 pm |

    Apropos- beautiful

  28. Amy Schneider | March 22, 2020 at 5:08 pm |

    Awesome. Thanks!

  29. Jeanine Esposito | March 23, 2020 at 4:31 am |

    Very funny, very clever! And nice throwback too!