Anyone who has spent time in the Playhouse Square shopping center — or who (ahem) lives in the condos behind it — knows that parking is a special version of hell.
But today it was even more clusterf—ed than usual.
The driver below invented his own spot. And — according to an alert “06880” reader, who sent a series of photos — he was there from (at least) 1:21 p.m. through (at least) 1:40 p.m. “Probably longer,” the photographer says.
Hey, the post office line must have been especially long. You know, with tax day coming up soon and all.
Here’s another view:
And just in case you want a closeup:
But give the guy* props:
He owns a Maserati!
And — unlike Monday’s Trader’s Joe guy — those are not New York plates.
He bought his beautiful, expensive, I-can-park-wherever-I-want-to car right down the street, in Westport.
* It’s gotta be a guy, right?