Patriot Bank’s Miraculous News

Patriot National Bank is closing branches throughout Fairfield County.  Wilton, Fairfield, Stratford, Old Greenwich — all will be shut by June 30.

A typical day at Patriot National Bank.

Miraculously, the Westport location– which replaced Sam Goody in Compo Acres Shopping Center — will remain open.

Why “miraculously”?

Because no human being has ever been seen entering or exiting that office.

Hard to believe, but those other branches must have had even less business than “none.”

5 responses to “Patriot Bank’s Miraculous News

  1. It’s the entrance to the “Men in Black” substation

  2. CIA drop spot.

  3. The Dude Abides

    It is actually a rehab for hedge fund managers.

  4. Westport Republican Headquarters

  5. hysterical ~ right on the money, as usual!