Smith Magazine features “6-word memoirs.”
Readers submit 6 words on subjects.
Food:
- The chicken contributes, pig gives all.
- I keep going back for seconds.
- Bad chocolate’s better than good sex.
War:
- Just like Hurt Locker, except real.
- He should be coming home soon.
- History repeats itself. History repeats itself.
Love:
- Met in leftist group; felt right.
- Note to self: No more surfers.
- Met, loved, married 46 years. Alzheimer’s.
Now’s the time: “6-Word Westport.”
I’ll start off this little game:
- Dunkin’ Donuts, Starbucks, McDonald’s. Remarkable? No.
- Weird, wacky town. I love it.
- Beach. Beauty. Creativity. Arts. Energy. Entitlement.
- Big bucks. Big houses. Big deal.
- Worth the sacrifice? Worth the sacrifice!
6 words on Westport — click “Comments.”

Mill Pond scene to inspire you. (Credit: Jeff Giannone)
Tax and tax. Spend and spend.
Don’t ask. We will not tell.
We are number one. We think.
Womb. Westport. War. Wife. Work. Why?
Not your life dummy.
Six words. Four will not do.
Westport by the Dude:
Pretty, Pretentious,Proud, Piggish, Piscatorial, Progressive.
The End.
Saugatuck, Bedford, Staples. Look out world.
Love it when they hate it.
And then one fine morning–Viagra.
FOUR HOURS IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH
Braggard who thinks length is answer
God Please Bring Spring Very Soon
Welcome to Westport. Now please leave!
LMAO.
After I’m here, bar the door.
Self-importance? Check. Self-loathing? Check. Welcome Home!
Please Have Charlie Sheen Buy Here!
Where is Westport? Center of Universe!
The Upper West Side of Connecticut.
i asked a few almost 14 year old girls (who just woke up by the way) and the 6 words they chose were:
boring, small, wealthy, pretty, ordinary, home
now the 6 words i would use to describe the reason i moved to this suburb are:
progressive, creative, motivated, politically minded, Compo
i guess the kids don’t feel the same (yet!)
Main Street: A mall with some sky.
oops…I meant:
Main Street: A mall with sky.
Bring The Troops HOME By Christmas
Was Wonderfully Wooded. McMansions Mostly Monstrosities.
Was Wooded Wonderland. McMansions Mostly Monstrocities.
Best description that says it all
Bring back Mom and Pop stores!
Thank goodness we turned down NJ
Stuck at one word, Ric Jansen?
No.
West port, two words, on Apple
06880: where westport meets the world
Winter,Spring,Summer,Fall adventure abounds
Great Parents, Great Schools: Great Kids. (‘Nuff said.)
There is no place like home…
Staples! Staples!Staples! Staples!Staples! Staples!
Once a Westporter, always a Westporter.
I love it! Tear it down.
Westport was better then. Carping diem.
Peter’s. Remarkable. Bridge Bar and Grill.
Big Top. Wakeman’s Farm. Selective Eye.
Carmine’s. Ice Cream Parlor. Players Tavern.
All are gone. I miss them.
Moved away to afford home again.
Staples is good, but highly overrated!
Voice of Reason in the Charade
Agreed completely.
My home town, now my kids’!
Community is what you make it.
65 years old, still miss Westport