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The Butlers May Not Do It

Because “06880” readers include a healthy proportion of the 1 percent, I will refrain from making any snarky comments on this weekend’s Wall Street Journal Investor story.

The loooong piece — titled “Honey, They Shrunk My Bonus” — describes in excruciating detail how “even the highest earners” on Wall Street are “increasingly vulnerable to cash squeezes — caught between bonuses that increasingly are paid in stock and luxury expenses that continue to soar even in a down economy.”

For example, the Journal says:

The lifestyle costs, or what bankers call their “burn rates,” can be substantial. For a typical top Wall Street executive with a family of four, the cost of a Manhattan apartment, household staff and private school can easily top $500,000 a year, consultants and bankers say. That doesn’t include the restaurants, clothing, second- or third-home upkeep and charity dinners that also are fixtures in finance.

So — in deference to my readers — I will refrain from commenting on quotes like this from Natasha Pearl, founder of Aston Pearl, which “often advises wealthy families on paring their budgets”:

Until you really analyze your budget, you don’t realize that the bill for your arborist has gone up 20% over the past five years, and it’s not because you have more trees.

Some Westporters are letting Mother Nature remove trees, in order to reduce arborist costs.

Instead — because “06880” is, as the tagline says, “Where Westport meets the world” — I’ll simply offer up these nuggets from Steven Laitmon, “co-founder of the Calendar Group, a Westport, Conn.-based staffing firm”:

Many bankers have consolidated their staffs. A family that might have had a butler, private chef, laundress, nanny and cleaning person might now have only a cleaning person “who also does some cooking and is child-friendly.”

Rather than employing personal assistants at home, some bankers are using the executive assistants at their offices to handle some of their personal logistics. To fill those duties, many Wall Street banks are looking for secretaries with personal-assistant experience, Mr. Laitmon says.

“I think some bankers realized they were over-staffed at home and now they’re trimming,” he says.

Westporters involved with the Occupy Wall Street movement were unavailable for comment.

Some Westporters may have to trim their household staffs.

Sean Mulcahy: From Sports Pages To The Wall Street Journal

Staples graduate Sean Mulcahy is looking for Wall Street work.

Normally, that’s not worthy of an “06880” post. 

And certainly not a long story — plus photo — in The Wall Street Journal.

Sean Mulcahy in his football -- not Wall Street -- days. (Photo courtesy of the Carolina Panthers/Wall Street Journal)

But Mulcahy is also a former pro football player — he spent time with the Cincinnati Bengals and Carolina Panthers.  The football/finance/Fairfield County combination must have intrigued the Journal enough that today they sicced 3 experts on him.

The trio — executive search/career services folks — critiqued his resume for the paper’s “Careers” feature.

They were tougher than Vince Lombardi, that’s for sure.

Mulcahy’s resume was not visually appealing or easy to read, they said.

There’s no summary statement.  But there are grammatical errors and “style inconsistencies.”

And — are you sitting down? — he’s got diamond bullets ◊ instead of round ones •

No wonder he’s sent out 150 resumes since getting laid off from Merrill Lynch in December, and is still looking.

On the upside, his wealth management experience and NFL career are pluses.

One expert says Mulcahy should “go into more detail and really highlight excellence, stamina, perseverance as well as communication skills, leadership and adaptability.  He needs to make the bridge for the reader on how his very able sports skills have well prepared him.”

And lose those diamond bullet points, son.  Drop and give me 50!