Zipping (Or Not) Through The Post Office

Alert “06880” reader and frustrated post office patron JP Vellotti writes:

I was at the post office recently in Playhouse Square, sending wood samples to the US Forestry Service. (Did you know they’ll try to figure out up to 5 pieces a year — for free?)

It was a Saturday, at 8:53. I waited for the 9 a.m. opening. Then I walked in, used one of those semi-free Priority Mail shipping boxes, and sent my parcel.

When the clerk asked if I wanted anything else, I said, “You don’t have any post office boxes available here, do you?” She asked another clerk, who said yes.

I told her I had a box at the old Saugatuck location, then another at the trailer. Maybe I was trying to claim legitimacy.

The old Saugatuck post office -- before it moved to a trailer. It's now on the corner of Franklin and Ketchum streets.

The old Saugatuck post office — before it moved to a trailer. It’s now on the corner of Franklin and Ketchum streets.

She asked for 2 forms of ID — one photo, one not.

My insurance card turned out to be expired. The clerk rejected me.

Now I really wanted that new box. I was having business cards printed Monday. They’d look great with my new 06880 PO box — much better than my home address.

On my 4th trip to the desk, I asked which numbers were available. The clerk said a computer picks them.

I told her my Saugatuck box was 2261, and that was pretty cool. She didn’t get the connection.*

I outlasted my welcome. I was passed to another clerk, who offered me a choice between 502 or 815.

I chose the latter. He finalized the form, handed me the keys, and wrote down my new Zip+4 address: 06881-0815.

The scene outside Westport's main post office is often as tough to manage as the one JP Vellotti found inside. This was the scene last Saturday, at 12:30 p.m. Yes, the Albert's Organics truck was parked there.

The scene outside Westport’s main post office is often as tough to manage as the one JP Vellotti found inside. This was the scene yesterday, at 12:30 p.m. Yes, the Albert’s Organics truck was parked there.

I live right around the corner! This is downtown Westport — 06880!

This clerk said the boxes in the post office building are 06881. Any mail that says 06880 with a PO box takes an extra 3-4 days to be delivered.

I walked to the door, dejected. Could I get a refund? Why did I even attempt to get a box in the world’s worst parking lot, when I really wanted to be back at the new Saugatuck facility?

Another clerk — selling stamps at a mobile kiosk — asked why I looked so sad.

I went through the whole story.

It was my lucky day. Turns out he’s the one who takes care of all the mail at the Saugatuck branch.

He said 2261 was taken. I told him that a really long time ago — when I was in high school and worked at CamerArts in Sconset Square — I had 2122.

I went back to the desk. It took a while, but the transfer was made.

My new Zip+4 is 06880-2122. It’s music to my ears.

Westport is always #1. But for me, it will never be 0688-1.

*Do you? Think phone numbers.

 

 

3 responses to “Zipping (Or Not) Through The Post Office

  1. Marcy Anson Fralick -- Staples Class of 1970

    At least your post office is open on Saturdays. Ours isn’t. Budget cuts, apparently. No home mail delivery, and no open post office on Saturdays. Our P.O. also has a different ZIP code than our street addresses have. Our 80863 is for home delivery and 80866 is for P.O. box addresses. Also, no businesses have street delivery. All have P.O. Box addresses for some reason.

  2. Michael Calise

    Saugatuck 06880
    Westport 06881
    Its always been that way probably because Saugatuck was the main location for mail distribution

  3. Steve Stein

    Hi Michael

    Our Zip for the past 42 years in Westport has been 06880- and we live just off Wilton Road just below the Merritt Parkway.