Who you gonna believe?
The sign encouraging you to apply for a job:
Or the one that says, don’t bother:
Who knows? Both signs are on the same door, at the downtown Crumbs store.
A quick check of the crumbs.com/careers website notes that there are 55 openings throughout the company.
Though none in Westport.
It also says — somewhat prophetically –“Start your ‘crumby’ career here!”
(Hat tip to Maxine Bleiweis)