My vote for scrunchiest parking spots in Westport goes to the medical complex at 162 Kings Highway North.
Each slot is striped to accommodate Smart Cars only. Plus the lot itself is narrow, meaning there’s no room to maneuver or get out of someone’s way.
What’s particularly dangerous is that the lot serves doctor’s offices. Drivers are sick people, elderly people — those not exactly at the top of their game, parking-wise.
The prescription? A dose of reality, the next time it’s re-striped.