Every year around this time, I trot out the same lame joke. It’s Sidewalk Sale time downtown, so I say: “Why would anyone want to buy a sidewalk?”
Ba-dum!
This year though, I was all set to tee up a new version. With Main Street sidewalks torn up in the midst of a renovation project, I thought I’d say:
“Times are so tough, you can’t even buy a sidewalk now.”
Ba-DUM!
Both sides of Main Street are open for business. And if you don’t find what you want, just keep shopping the old-fashioned way.
Inside.
(The Sidewalk Sale is set for Friday through Sunday, July 10-12, on Main Street and surrounding areas.)