A little birdie tipped me off that Saugatuck Rowing Club members who are on the water before 7 a.m. have been waking the geese.
The geese, in turn, wake the neighbors.
The neighbors complained to the police. And now, apparently, rowers are banned before 7 a.m.
Not Westport. But it could be.
I called the club to get their side of the story, but my voicemail was not returned.
Pick your side below.