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Unemployment Woes Exaggerated

Who says it’s hard to find a job in Westport?

A recent web search quickly turned up just that — a job — right down the road.

Excited?!  Read on:

Saugatuck Rowing Club and Fitness Center is seeking an ideal candidate to fill a part-time position as a parking/security lot attendant.

This is a summer position with hours 5pm-8pm Thursday & Friday evenings and parties throughout the summer mostly evenings and weekends with dates and times to be announced.

Candidate must be friendly but also assertive in managing traffic in our private parking lot.  This position requires heavy interaction with Saugatuck Rowing Club members with the highest expectations of service.  Customer service experience helpful.

Candidate must live within 5 miles of the Saugatuck Rowing Club.

Compensation: $12 per hour.  Principals only.  Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.

Please, no phone calls about this job!

Don’t those buzzwords just jump off the sceen?  “Ideal candidate…friendly but assertive…parties…principals only”!

I’m not sure why the “ideal candidate” can’t live, say, 6 miles away.  Whatever.

President Obama has spoken of “green shoots” in the economy.  Who knew they’re sprouting through the Saugatuck Rowing Club parking lot?

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