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Very Important Message From The Police
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Did you dream this up overnight? Or did it come to you early this morning? Great little trick, and I enjoyed hearing them.
I never reveal my secrets.
Haaaaaaaa! Needed that. Sending love and good vibes. Here if you need anything at all.
Well done, Dan!
Excellent clickbait! It’s gonna be the new Rickroll!
Made me 🙂.
😂😂😂😂😂😂. Good one! You got me!
My favorite band growing up! Thanks for sharing your funny mindset!! LOL 😂
We all need to laugh much more right now.
Hahahahaahaaaaaa!! Good one, Dan. And I’m sitting here thinking “why didn’t I get another text to check my email??” 🙂
Dan – you should write direct mail letters like me. What a great “teaser” line to put on the envelope. Almost as good as “Do Not Bend.”
You got me, copper!!!
Good one!
Cute
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Fabulous. I feel a community music mix coming on…
I used to play with Andy Summers in pick up bands like Fable Stable around LA. We back each other up when he was just out of The Animals. Played gigs at the Sundance Saloon in Calabasas
Well done. Made me smile.
Ha! Well played!
Not cool. Love love love your contributions to our wonderful community but this title made my blood run cold. We’re all a bit jumpy. I know it was sent in good faith…just some friendly feedback
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Omg, that was good.
Loved it. How are you going to top it on April Fool’s Day?
My thoughts exactly! But I was prepared to confess that, once again, I had been pranked by Dan.
Haha, good one, Dan. I wonder how Sting & Trudy are doing- they live on a farm in Italy. A former Hartford area restauranteur, Joe Sponzo, is their live- in chef (last time I heard.)
My thoughts exactly! But I was prepared to confess that, once again, I had been pranked by Dan.
Not only is this funny Dan, also appropriate if you live like i do down at Compo.
I was at a respectable distance schmoozing with my neighbors when a police officer cruising by ( close to Elvira’s ) stopped and told us to keep a distance and get moving along.
Ahhhh…. Embracing the NEW NORMAL.
Well wishes to you and the 06880 community.
A delightful touché, Dan!
Great and very timely Dan
After all this time, I’ve come to know your sense of humor – saw this one coming, luckily – the click was just the confirmation that you’re as twisted as I thought…
Great minds think alike!
Good one, Dan!!!!
Apropos- beautiful
Awesome. Thanks!
Very funny, very clever! And nice throwback too!