Hurry! This eBay Offer Won’t Last Forever!

You can get anything you need for your life on eBay.

For death, too.

Right now, for example, you can bid on a Willowbrook  cemetery mausoleum. It fits “two (2) caskets and one (1) urn” comfortably.

The Willowbrook mausoleum.

The Willowbrook mausoleum.

The starting bid is just $2,900.  Thanks to PayPal, 12 months financing is available.

The sellor (loulou0605) has 100% positive feedback.

But that’s not all! There’s “free local pickup”!

The auction ends Wednesday, at 10:25 a.m. So act now.

This offer will expire before you do.

(Here’s the direct eBay link to this mausoleum offer.)

8 responses to “Hurry! This eBay Offer Won’t Last Forever!

  1. After you get this you can purchase a vintage Westport Embalmers Supply Company Bottle – see link:

  2. Stephanie Bass

    …this is not good…have told my kid not to let me linger on if my life becomes nonviable; now I have to worry if I start coughing….

  3. What do they pick up? The caskets?

  4. This is as strange as the drive-through funeral home in Michigan.

  5. Sharon Paulsen

    Um … creepy.

  6. Why not just donate your body to science? It’s a way to put yourself to good use AND go to med school!

  7. Don’t worry….by tomorrow around this time this will just be a dead issue.