Rocks and tablecloths are passé.
Now the Really Smart Selfish People reserve (non-reservable) cookout tables and grills at Compo’s South Beach with official-looking police tape.
Here’s how entitled some people think they are:
The tape is wrapped around the grill right at the spot where the sign says “Reserving of tables & cookers is prohibited.”
But the balloon does add a nice festive touch.