Tonight’s announcement that Westport schools are closed again on Tuesday was greeted with predictable whoops of joy, fist pumps and celebratory dances.
How many games of Apples to Apples can you play with your mother and siblings?
How long can you eat cold cereal (without milk) in a dark, freezing room?
If this keeps up, we’ll be going to school until June 30.
Unless, of course, there’s a cataclysmic lightning storm that day.