No, it’s not Bigfoot. It’s just a few of the dozens of craters, cracks, ruts, holes and other chassis-jarring surprises lurking up and down North Avenue.
Well, hey, it’s winter — what do you expect?
Well, hey — no. Adjacent roads — Long Lots and Cross Highway, for example — are in much better shape.
Maybe it’s an older surface?
Nice try. North Avenue was resurfaced in, um, the summer of 2009.
So do roads come with warranties, like cars and microwaves?
Now you’re talkin’.