So you’re parked in front of Robeks, and now it’s time to leave.
Smoothie in hand, you look ahead. There’s that bothersome little right-turn-only in front of Trader Joe’s; you’ll either make an awkward 3-point maneuver and wait for the light, or zip around behind Wachovia bank and exit there.
But not if you are a Very Important Westport Driver. If you are he, then today you can simply drive left — over the sidewalk — and zoom into the Post Road directly from your parking spot!
And if the eastbound driver on the Post Road is surprised by this unorthodox maneuver, and swerves to avoid you?
Well, you can just give him the one-finger wave, can’t you?