The other day, Westporters received an automated phone call. Police were looking for a female between the age of 60 and 70 years old. She wore a gray sweater.
A couple of hours later, another call came in. The “elderly” woman had been located.
Great news! Except for those between the ages of 60 and 70.
An alert “06880” put down her Geritol* long enough to wonder, “So anyone born before 1954 is now ‘elderly’?”
The line between “baby boomer” and “elderly” is razor-thin.
Laugh now, millennials.